Your Momma So Fat Jokes

Twenty-five-year-old socialite and businesswoman, Quinn Rothschild has always done what is expected of her. The dutiful daughter that went to school to work in the family’s publishing company and tailored her life to keep up her father’s reputation has now been asked to do the unthinkable. Marry the son of the most powerful mafia don in the city to keep their family’s business afloat. A marriage that started out as just on paper to Dante Luciano, an infamous womanizer and lethal asshole. He has made it clear that he hates her and she feels the same. Quinn nearly refuses, until she finds out that her marriage to Dante is payment to the Luciano family for paying off her father’s gambling debts that threaten to take away their home, their business, and possibly her father’s life. Negotiating with the Don, Quinn agrees to marry Dante, though she knows that he is unfaithful to their vows from the very start. But when she starts being followed and threatened, who can she go to for help? The father who failed her? Or her husband who hates her?

“I’ve always knew you’d be the man to fuck me to heavens.” The door opened on that comment and the man she least expected waltzed in. “Tell me, how many times have I f*cked you to heavens in your wild little imaginations, Gina?” …………… He was my father’s best friend, a father figure to me. But he’s also the hottest man I’ve ever seen alive. With his fit, toned, and athletic build. He has plagued my dreams more time than I can count. Fucking me to heavens and back, and when the chance comes to experience him. It doesn’t matter what it costs. I’m willing to let him ruin me.

Warning: Incēst story, if it is not a cup of your Tea, feel free to drop it. You guys are warned As Ederic's life takes an unexpected turn with the arrival of his so-called biological dad and the discovery of his second mother, he finds himself in a new family dynamic. Among all the changes, he becomes infatuated with Aaron, his elder brother, seeking his attention and admiration. This admiration slowly transforms into love, with Ederic's heart blooming for Aaron. However, their relationship is far from smooth sailing. Aaron, initially not accepting of Ederic's arrival, becomes a source of bullying and hostility. Ederic endures his elder brother's torment, longing for his affection and attention. The dynamics between them are complicated, with a mix of love and hate intertwining their interactions. Tragedy strikes when Ederic's mother passes away, leaving him devastated. To overcome his depression and seek a fresh start, he is sent abroad for his studies. Despite the physical distance, his love for Aaron remains strong throughout the years. Their love-hate relationship takes a significant turn on the night of Ederic's 18th birthday when they both lose themselves in the moment. After that fateful night, something changes within Aaron. The hate he once held for Ederic transforms into an obsession, consuming his thoughts and actions. On the other hand, Ederic's love for Aaron also turns into an intense obsession, fueling his desires. The question arises as to whether their obsessions will overpower their love or vice versa. It is a precarious balance, and the line between love and obsession becomes increasingly blurred. As their story unfolds, they must confront the consequences of their emotions and navigate the complexities of their relationship.

"You sound jealous." He pointed out and pushed off the wall. He walked towards me with a mischievous glint in his eyes. "You wish." I barely said as my knees went weak with the expectation of him touching me. "Do you want me to fuck your brains out?" Issa huskily asked as he groped me to his hard muscled body. The slit between my legs was heating up. I knew that I had to be very careful about my answer or things were going to take a dirty turn. "In your dreams," I whispered and softly pushed him back. I prayed that he had not caught on to my moment of weakness. "I will be waiting for you in my dreams then." _________ Yulia— a stubborn and rebellious wolf's life is turned upside down when she's forced to move in with her step-uncle, Lycan Issa Frostwood, after her mother's death. As she struggles to come to terms with her new reality, she finds herself tormented by a forbidden desire for the one person she shouldn't— her own uncle. . . But as they both fight to deny their feelings, the danger that surrounds them draws them closer together. Will they succumb to their passion, or will the secrets and lies that haunt their past destroy them forever?

When Alpha heir, Eddie Beaumont finally feels the pull of the one fated to love him forever, he expects a woman. A luna to stand beside him, strengthen the pack,, like his mother did for his father. But fate laughs. The moon goddess makes her first mistake. Because the scent that calls to him, the person that makes his soul sing, is a man. Noah Harrow. A brooding man who hates the world and seems to hate Eddie even more. Noah wants nothing to do with Eddie, and this should make him happy, after all, there has never been a man with another man for a mate. But Noah is all he can think about, his mind is consumed with the one man who wants nothing to do with him. With every rejection Noah sends his way, Eddie wants to own him even more. But somethings are better off leaving them alone, which Eddie will soon enough, find out.

Ever since that night of her accident, Alexis has been in the dark by her father's orders who thinks he's protecting her but he knows he can't wait for much longer when an Alpha has claimed her as his Luna. Everything changed the moment she laid eyes on him, and slowly with her naive mind, she unraveled the truth of what she is. Will she be happy that her suspicions have finally been cleared? will she be angry for being left in the dark all those years, even by her own blood? or will she be scared of how different she is? Times of peril will come her way, she'll make new friends, she will be exposed, and she'll be hunted. Why? Because she's different- It's all because of 'FATE'...

Sahir Malik Chaudhry, a boy who wears anger on his sleeves, fell in love with the most cheerful girl Zoya, in his school. Since then, he became highly attracted to her. He had a very rough childhood, this caused him to be a short-tempered man. His possessiveness towards Zoya intensified while growing up together while his short-tempered behavior never changed & it pulled out the worst in him, throwing him into the darkness. The exquisite & divine beauty of Zoya is enough to make any man fall to in love with her, but only one person has taken a place in her heart is Sahir. An orphan Zoya has none other than him in her life. He is her only childhood best friend & love. He is her Sahir. She never left him alone in his worst childhood days and always tamed the short-tempered bulls of him. In the greed of achieving power and wealth, he has chosen a path which he has to hide it from his love, Zoya, and becomes Sultan. Sultan!! This single name is enough to spread terror in all of his enemies' hearts. But his heart beats only for Zoya and for her he is Sahir & not Sultan. Unaware of his dark side, Zoya deeply falls in love with him until one-day Sahir reveals the biggest truth of his dark life to her. After feeling betrayed will Zoya able to trust him and accept his feelings again? At what extent Sahir will go to get her love? He isn't ready to give up on her... She isn't ready to accept the man he has become... But He will do, whatever it takes, to be with her... FOREVER!

Anastasia Atkinson is a snobby fashionista who's encouraged into a contract marriage in exchange of living a single life while married to Landon Pierce, the obedient son of a business magnate. Ana thought she'd never beg for his time and love till her husband's best friend, Marigold Lindsey, walks in to take back what's initially hers: Landon.

Can a regular girl ever marry a real life prince? Prince Marco: Royal life can be a royal pain, and Marco needs a break. A secret identity, just for a few weeks. A relaxing vacation in America, where nobody knows who he really is. Not even the girl he hires to be his personal assistant, Sabrina. But when Sabrina turns out to be the best part of his vacation, he finds it harder and harder to keep his secret from her… Sabrina Wise: Sabrina never imagined that any job could lead to paparazzi encounters and surprise trips to Hawaii. Who could have thought that her boss would turn out to be as charming as he was handsome? But, behind their sizzling sexual tension, she can’t help but think there’s something more to Marco. Who is this gorgeous man she’s taking orders from, and why is he keeping so much hidden away? If she’s willing to risk everything to find out, she might end up in her own Cinderella fairy-tale ending… What happens when Mr. Right turns out to be Prince Charming?

Art Is Beautiful and also enchanting. Camille is a struggling artist trying to survive the expensive world of arts. With rejections from different art galleries because of her painting, Camille believed she was a terrible painter. All her paintings were of a wolf with red glowing eyes. Every time Camille applies for an exhibition in art galleries, she is always rejected but fate smiled on her when she was accepted to exhibit her paintings in the biggest art gallery in the country. There, Camille met her fate. A fate that could lead to her doom. Axel is a popular gallerist in the country and also had a hidden identity. He was a Lycan cursed to live on earth for eternity. Axel's fate changed when he saw Camille's paintings. They were the painting of his Lycan and that's where it's all started, the path to his doom. With the curse on Axel's destiny, his Ex ànd an Alpha who wanted him dead, Axel and Camille must conquer the threats that might ruin their fate.