Alpha Prince Seeks Human Mate
I murmur, looking through the stuff, "Half of this won't make it past my ass."
"Hey, I love your ass," Leo rushes to say, but his mom gasps so he makes a grimace, realizing what he said in front of her, "That was a joke."
"Don't be crass, especially not in front of other people," she chastises him, "You are definitely not fat, Jolene and I'm sure we'll find something you love in your size."
Huh.
My mom would've called me an obese whale by now, but I guess not all moms are the same.
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