Zaphod's Science Fiction & Fantasy - Hilarious List!

Mauve Harrison is a 17-year-old small-town girl who has lived a peaceful and simple life. But three days before her eighteenth birthday, her life turned upside down. Mauve meets Nicholas and Sephie, two strangers who bring her one of her life's biggest plot twists. She discovered she can move objects with her mind and is about to become the new ruler of a technologically advanced parallel dimension. Will Mauve continue living her simple perfect life, or will she take the risk and find out what lies ahead a parallel universe she doesn’t even truly believe in?

Ryeleigh, the Alpha's daughter, was chosen for a destiny she doesn't entirely want. Cormac has never seen much in himself except that he is the son of a rogue whore. He knows that no matter his feelings; he is not good enough for Rye. Both will start a new chapter that will bring them together and tear them apart. Earth was closed to the Nine Realms to contain a parasite that spreads Ragnarök, the end of days. For centuries, the Amory has contained it until the Amory was murdered and war was declared. Ryeleigh, Jormungandr and the four horsemen will have to find a cure for the spreading hate because the Realms will not survive another Ragnarök.

Alex was enamoured with Angelina from first sight, which is why Alex tried to free Angelina from the pimp's place. Alex is known as the badboy, who likes to play with girls. Who would have thought he would fall in love with Angelina, a simple girl who is an orphan, who previously worked in a place that is often called haram. Although Alex swears his love only to Angelina, who would believe if Alex still does not show his seriousness - still playing with many women. Just because Alex freed Angelina from Maria Hudson—the pimp, doesn't mean Angelina will fall in love with Alex just like that.

When Alessandro, the mafia leader, had his heart shattered by an older woman, he sealed it away, and swore he would never be fooled by an immature emotion like love. One cannot play with a dangerous man's emotions and get away with it. When Alessandro learns that his heartbreaker has given birth, he kidnaps the baby shortly after its birth. At first, he meant to brutally murder the child, but he didn't have the heart to kill the human who was the size of his hand. The fact that he did not kill the infant did not imply that he returned it; instead, Alessandro raised it. As Lily grew older and more mature, her love for Alessandro started to take a romantic turn. She was hankering after Alessandro's tenderness and touches, but the mafia leader kept turning her down. Lily didn't lack the ability to fight for what she wanted just because she was an innocent girl. In the end, she was able to get Alessandro above her—between her legs, to be exact—and even win his love. Poor thing, by the time she discovered the skeleton of the man she thought she knew, it was too late. The half-truth she discovered broke her apart, forcing her to choose between forgiving Alessandro and letting go of everything or watch the man she loves die. Lily initially picked the second option, but she had already allowed Alessandro to own her emotions in the same way that he had her body, so letting go proved impossible. As she battles to reunite with the guy her heart aches for, she ultimately made the decision to give up the innocent version of herself and transform into the vicious female counterpart of her lover.

On a day every single human would like to be celebrated was their birthday but what happens when a young lady at the age of nineteen had to be abducted by a master which her father borrowed money from and couldn't pay at the agreed time. Fred, a druglord, mafia leader popularly known as Ice pick took interest in the fierce looking lady, Sophia, the daughter of one of his debtors and had to take her away from her family. His motives was to train her as an assassin, send her out for missions till he's satisfied to a point that's gonna state she cleared her father's debts but doesn't want to let her go at the end. He want something else from her. He want to be the only one to look at her and hold every time. He want her body also but wasn't sure maybe it's love or lust. PS; He doesn't believe in love.

Brenda and Brianna are identical twins who have different characters. Brenda is cool and hardworking while Brianna is her complete opposite. She's lazy, reckless and unreliable. Brenda is an established business lady while Brianna is a heavy spender and all she knows is how to spend her twin sister's money! When her sister gets tired of her and decides not to fund her anymore, she turns against her and attempts to ruin her sister's relationship, succeeding in fooling her man and having him in bed but not before ensuring Brenda is out of the picture by conniving with a bad gang to kidnap her!

As next in line to be alpha, Natalia has always known her place in her pack. When her father makes a deal with a rival alpha and promises her hand in marriage, she accepts her fate willingly. Byron is a worthy mate, and their union will unite the packs, ending the long feud between them. It's only when a certain human boy transfers to her school that her world begins to unravel. Everything she knows to be true comes into question and she begins to wonder where her loyalties lie. As her feelings continue to grow for her soon-to-be mate, so do the ones for this strange newcomer. Will she walk the path laid out for her, or venture into the forbidden unknown?

Una is a lowly shapeshifter who is too weak to transform into her wolf form. Despite her imperfections, she found her mate—Hevian, the son of the Alpha of the Sabre Pack. They governed the Nacht Territory; his family would do everything to amass great power. When his father finds out that Una’s blood is unique, they choose to sacrifice her on their wedding night. Hevian killed Una. And because of her strong resentment, she was resurrected as a demon incapable of love. But when she started her revenge on everyone who wronged her. Una learns Hevian’s secret, and she’s willing to trade her immortal life to be with him…again.

Someone is killing unmarked souls, and Ru Roberts is the only one that can stop them. That's a bit of a problem, though, since she has no idea she's a Keeper. Adopted as a small child, Ru knows next to nothing about her birth parents. Her new mom insists she was given up because she "ruins everything." Hence, her name-Ruin. Yet, Ru has managed to make a life for herself in the small town of Reaper's Hollow, working as a fourth grade teacher, which she loves. If it wasn't for her inability to touch anything electrical without starting a fire, she'd be the happiest girl in Upstate New York. That is, until the charming and devastatingly handsome Cutter Michaels moves into the classroom across the hallway and starts filling her head with all sorts of unbelievable fantasies. He claims she is the lost Keeper, the daughter of a half-angel and a half-demon, and she is the only one who can help him locate three portals the Reapers, as in Grim Reaper, are using to ferry souls away to the Underworld. Ru knows he's lost his mind, and yet she finds herself being sucked into his delusions more and more each day. The fact that he can shoot blue fire out of his hands might have something to do with that. Once she begins having strange dreams where she comes face to face with Thanatos, the most powerful Reaper of all, Ru begins to think there might be more to Cutter's story than she's been giving him credit for. Will joining Cutter lead her to find her biological parents and discover the powers coursing through her veins, or will Thanatos claim her for his own?

What happens when the most innocent being is mated with the most treacherous?. For Adeena Rye, the last born of four daughters to the Moon Goddess Selene, she was raised up in the safest way possible, shielded from the acts of not only mortal men, but also the supernatural. That all changed when Alpha Kalan Enzo came to visit her palace. Alpha Kalan Enzo, one of the most feared Alphas in all of the werewolf world. With a beast lurking inside of him, he prayed to never find his mate until it's tamed, now he was bewitched by his mate. For some reason, the Moon Goddess decided to pair her youngest and most shielded child with a man who was broken beyond repair. In hopes of what? Read to find out!