Zenyatta Meme Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

As we settle back into our work rhythm, the hours begin to pass in a blur of activity—until my calendar alerts me that it’s officially time for my lunch. And in the very next moment, my computer starts to beep, indicating that I've got a video call incoming and when I check who it is, I sigh with a small smile when I see that it's my favorite chaos agent and best friend, Yemaya. Yemaya’s face lights up my screen, her golden-brown skin glowing in the sunshine. She’s lounging in a cabana in the countryside of Surrey, sunglasses perched on her head, wearing a flowy halter dress and a scandalous grin.

Caption: “Pregnant fertility goddess takes the throne and rebrands the empire. We are not worthy.” Memes explode almost instantly: Theo’s face photoshopped onto a burning building: “When your ex rebrands your entire life out of existence.” A simple image of the rose logo with text overlay: “When she says ‘keep my name out your mouth’ and then puts hers on EVERYTHING.” Another one: the old blue W logo crumbling like dust, the white rose blooming in its place: “Character development: from Whitford to Harper-Kane.” The comments are a chaotic mix of awe, thirst, support, and pure glee:

"Alejandro!" Zara's thought process really said 📈📉📈 Also, I love Yasmeen's energy and confidence.

“Raiden’s just trying to make things hard for me!” Javier flashed her a noncommittal smile while Zenya fumed with her lips pursed. What seemed to be an issue to the girl was a nothingburger to Javier—except for Raiden’s intentions, of course. They were definitely impure, and Javier would bet they had at least 80% to do with Zenya’s beauty.

Zeenya said so while looking at Celena uneasily. "But, Daddy... I think we should just go to Daddy's workplace," Zeenya asked hurriedly and impatiently. It's clear from her face that what Zeenya wanted to say is very important. Although Celena is only a stepmother, she can clearly see the anxiety that Zeenya is feeling. All of that can be seen in Zeenya's eyes, which are incapable of lying. Celena noticed that her stepdaughter appeared to be in a hurry to share the news that she had brought.

(inserted laughing emojis) @yasminemonteverde: No longer sixteen but always young at heart (inserted blushing emojis) I just chuckled at that. @sassytamara: @celynvhidalgo, I don’t have one. I’m all alone here! (inserted kissing emojis) @celynvhidalgo: Hmmn, I don’t think so! Cute chuckling faces were the last things I replied to Celyn. @sassytamara: @waltermendoza, shut up!

Zen frowned with worry as he drank from the tall glass. Vera waved and clicked her tongue as Zen zoned out again while viewing the Screwdriver’s memory clip. Judging from Zen’s pace, she would be working overtime, not that she minded. It would be interesting to see how one of the true candidates reshuffled the chessboard while she messed with his mind. The Moscow Mule was a joke, but Vera wondered if Zen could see the gem in the Valentini she recommended.

I asked, sadness mixed with anger in my voice. "She posted it this morning. See the time there?" My brain was taking a detour in my head. "And she posted this one hour ago," Zenia added, handing me the phone again. Jessica was dressed in an elegant white dress. #ToBae'sGala #ANightForUs