LOGIN“How did that call to Ms. Johnson’s house go last night? I heard it was you and Andy. Why were you with Andy, anyway?” Little Bob fired off without pausing in his work.
“How did you know about that call?” Lindsay asked.
“I could tell you that it's because I take my job seriously and keep informed about everything so that I can pass it on to you. However, the real reason is that my mother called me this morning. She and Ms. Johnson go to church together. You seem to have made quite the impression on her, and she is hard to impress,” Little Bob answered.
“Well, thankfully, she was fine, but something damaged her phone box at the back of her house. As far as why I was with Andy, it was because Andy came to my house yesterday evening. It seems as though Big Bob had told him that if he did not come to talk to me, I would fire him. The call came in while Andy was still at my house. He wasn’t familiar with that area, so I went with him and drove,” Lindsay said. “Is there anything else you want to know?”
Little Bob was still taking things off the walls as he asked, “Why did Big Bob tell him that? I mean, besides the fact he wanted to mess with the poor guy.”
“I think that was his only reason. I have to say that Andy surprised me. He did pretty well. He was able to answer my questions and even ask me a few of his own. We do need to work on him getting better at interacting with women, but we need to be nice about it. The last thing we need is for him to have a nervous breakdown,” Lindsay told him.
Little Bob stepped off the ladder again, walked over to a chair in front of her desk, and sat down. He looked like he was trying to figure out how to say something.
“Lindsay, my mother told me what the call was. Was one of those things out there?” Little Bob asked.
“I don’t know. We didn’t see anything,” Lindsay said, staring at her desk. “I can tell you that it smelled the same. Andy smelled it too, and so did Ms. Johnson.”
“Why would it rip out her phone?”
“I don’t know. I doubt that it was actually trying to prevent Ms. Johnson from calling anyone, even though it appeared that way. I think it was just a random act,” Lindsay replied.
Little Bob stood up and walked back over to the wall where he had been removing things. Lindsay was thankful he did not push things further. He was among the few people who believed her and had been on her side when she was fired. She heard the click of Cat’s high heels and saw her approaching her office.
“So, what attacked the old lady’s house last night?” Cat asked as she walked back over to where Little Bob was working.
“Seriously, that is how you ask?” Lindsay asked, shocked at how blunt Cat had been.
“Sorry, but I figured it was easier to get it out there than to beat around the bush,” Cat said.
“One, please refer to her as Ms. Johnson or even Rita. Next, I don’t know what it was. It was an animal of some kind. That is all I know. Which reminds me, I need to call the conservation department about what happened last night,” Lindsay told her.
“I called the conservation department last night after you asked me to call the phone company for her. The game warden was the one who just called. He went out there this morning and had no idea what it was. He said there was still a strong smell of something, but he couldn’t say what it was,” Cat informed her and Little Bob.
“Sounds like it was one of them again,” Little Bob said without turning from what he was doing.
“Them?” Cat asked, confused.
“Don’t worry about it,” Lindsay told her.
Little Bob and Cat continued to remove the trophies from the walls as Lindsay continued with her paperwork. She was trying to focus on it, but was having difficulty doing so. She knew that people would be asking her all kinds of questions. What happened to the old sheriff? Why was she fired? Why was she asked to be the interim sheriff? She knew she needed to have diplomatic answers to any questions. Quite frankly, a diplomatic explanation for what happened to the old sheriff was starting to look like that would be the hard one.
As she went through the stacks of reports and information that should have been filed months earlier, she found things that did not make sense. There were far more discrepancies than could be written off to human error, simple mistakes, or even blatant carelessness.
“Cat,” Lindsay said, looking up from her paperwork, “Where is our chief deputy? I have not seen him since I took over.”
Cat turned toward her. “He is on vacation for the next three weeks. The sheriff approved his vacation request just minutes before he resigned.”
“Why would the sheriff give the chief deputy three weeks of vacation, then resign minutes later?” Lindsay said as she rubbed her forehead.
“I don’t know. I couldn’t make sense of that either,” Cat answered.
“Bob, do you know anything about it?” Lindsay asked Little Bob.
“I have no idea, but that definitely sounds wrong. You want me to call Big Bob and see if he knows anything about it?” he asked Lindsay.
“That would be great. Would you do that now? I keep looking at all of this, and things are not adding up,” Lindsay said as she motioned to all the stacks of paper on her desk.
“Not a problem,” Little Bob said as he took the last trophy, a stuffed squirrel, off the wall and handed it to Cat to put in a box.
Little Bob and Cat gathered up the boxes and ladder and left Lindsay’s office. Lindsay knew she was lucky to have them working there during the day. Even if Lindsay was not there for some reason, things were in good hands. She continued going through the forms and reports that were piled around her. The numbers were off on everything. Some of the reports had been completed but had not been submitted to the state. Other reports did not match the calls received by the department or the reports that had been taken. The number of crimes, the types of crimes, the number of tickets, and the demographic to which tickets had been issued were all incorrect. Now, she was wondering if any of the previous ones were correct. How long had this been going on? Why was the better question? Just then, a knock on her open door interrupted her train of thought. Cat was standing there.
Sheriff Lindsay Gold sat in her office, looking at the file of the one person who wanted to work for her. Losing Deputy Keith Abernathy had been a blow to her and everyone who worked for the sheriff’s department. When he had quit, others quickly followed suit. She read what she had in her hands, and she agreed with the decision that Big Bob and Little Bob had made about who to hire. Over the past few weeks, she and the Bobs had called at least two dozen people who had applied to work there in the past, and all of them refused the job. A few who had been working as reserve or volunteer deputies had even said they wanted to quit doing that. Lindsay hoped this person would want to work there for a while, even with all the weirdness that had been going on in the county. Lindsay heard the door chime on the department’s main door. She looked up to see a very short young woman standing at the counter, speaking with Cat, the day dispatcher. She saw Cat turn and walk toward her open office do
When they reached where Lindsay was sitting, the little creature looked up at them and waved as if it had been trained. They could see that it had blue eyes, almost the color of the ocean. It slowly walked upright to Wren, touched him on the leg with one hand, and held up the other, almost as if it were a greeting. It then moved on to each of the other men and then back to Lindsay, sitting on her leg and lifting her hand back to its head.“I think you have a pet,” Wren told Lindsay.“She will never be a pet. She’s just lonely,” Lindsay said. Randy asked, “How do you know it is a she?” “I will sound crazy, but I just feel it,” Lindsay told him.“Well, it is an almost rainbow-colored flying monkey, so I would say that crazy is the new normal around here,” Randy grinned.Wren asked Lindsay, “Would you be willing to help put this little girl in the van for the trip?” “Of course,” she told Wren. “Let me get up, little girl. You need to go with these men to your new home. I will carry yo
Wren made the call to his special team and gave them the location. Then they sat in the car and watched as the little creature floated in the air currents above the creek in the valley where they were. As they watched, it began to do what looked like little somersaults in the air. They could tell that it was playing and just being happy. The sun would catch on its wings, and they seemed almost to glow a rainbow of colors, and its fur looked like gold. It was the most fantastic thing they had seen.They had been watching it for almost an hour before they saw a van pull up behind them. A tall, thin man with glasses got out and walked toward the patrol car. He was looking up at the little creature still flying above the creek as he did. Wren and Lindsay got out and walked to meet the man.“Randy, thank you for coming out to help on this one,” Wren said to the man.“Is that it, Agent Gold? It is remarkable! Just remarkable!” Randy exclaimed.The creature had moved closer to the parked veh
They got into Lindsay’s car and began the drive. As they traveled, they started discussing plans to renovate and redecorate part of their house. They talked about other things as Lindsay drove, but then Lindsay had to ask a question.“Wren, I have to know something. Could this really be some kind of flying monkey? I know we have made jokes about it, but I need you to give me a straight answer on this one,” she said.“Linz, I can promise you that I have never heard of or seen anything like a flying monkey. If there is a real one, I would be just as surprised as you,” Wren told her.They drove in silence for a few more miles until they neared where the thing had been seen. Lindsay could tell from the road and landmarks that they were where Max had recorded the video on the patrol car camera. She pulled the car off the road near a creek and looked at the address again. They were where it was reportedly seen.“Well, I guess we are here. That means we should get out of the car and have a l
Lindsay sat in her office, going back over the personnel files, still trying to find a replacement for Keith. She had found two reserve deputies and a new applicant, all of whom would have been good choices. Unfortunately, when Lindsay called them, all three declined, and one of the reserve officers said he would also be resigning because he had heard about some of the calls that had been coming in. Lindsay was waiting for Little Bob to get back from the call he was on. She wanted his and Big Bob’s input on finding a replacement for Keith.She had just pulled the bottle of aspirin out of her desk drawer and had taken a couple with her now cold coffee when she heard the door chime. She saw Little Bob coming in and could see he was carrying something. He briefly stopped at Cat’s desk, gave her something, and headed straight for Lindsay’s office. When he walked in, Lindsay finally saw what he was carrying.“Ma’am,” he said, giving her a little bow. “Would you care for a hot fudge sundae?
They put everything in the back of her car and began the drive out to the farm where the cow had been killed. Wren called the farm owner and let him know they were coming back out to have another look. Wren explained they needed to identify what had killed the cow. After that, they were mostly silent as Lindsay drove. All of the strange events were beginning to weigh on both of them. It only took a few minutes to reach the field where the cow was still lying. The first thing Lindsay noticed was that there were no other animals around.As they walked to where the cow lay, they realized how unusual things were. First, there was nothing but the cow. Typically, there would have been buzzards and crows nearby, but none were to be seen. There were not even any flies or beetles. Why was there nothing else here? The cow itself looked as if it had been hit by a speeding truck.“Wren, what could have done this?” she asked with concern in her voice.“I can honestly say I don’t know,” Wren answer







