A Royal Pain In The Texts

A Royal Pain In The Texts

last updateLast Updated : 2020-07-31
By:  CrystalCompleted
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What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies?Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity..."What are you hiding?""An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?Cover by my girl @messylilac :)❤️

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Chapter 1

1. Daredevil

1:30AM

I_pooped (Sophia)

GUYS!

GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!

Cereal_killer (Caleb)

WTF?! What do you want at this hour of the night?

I_pooped

Well, hello to you too, sunshine.

If you open your eyes just a little more, you will realize that technically it's a new day.

Cereal_killer

This better be good, Soph.

Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe)

What is it, Soph?

Are you okay?

I_pooped

No! I need you guys!

Yes_you_suck (Mia)

Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Are you okay though, Soph?

Is something wrong?

I_ pooped

Um...yeah, something is very wrong.

Cereal_killer

Spill. What is it?

I_pooped

I am bored.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Yes_you_suck

You can consider yourself dead.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?!

BEACH!

Why was I even worrying?

Cereal_killer

Wth is wrong with you Soph?

Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds?

I_pooped

I can't sleep.

Please don't leave me alone guys. Please?

Yes_you_suck

You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow

I am asking myself why I am still here.

I_pooped

Because you love me, Chloe

Please y'all, just for five minutes?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

I_pooped

Come on, you guys.

We can play something, maybe...

Just one round of truth and dare, please?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fine...

You are lucky that we love you.

I_pooped

Yay!

Chloe! You first.

Truth or dare?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first.

Cereal_killer

Come on, Chloe, do it, pick dare.

Yes_you_suck

Yes, Chloe! Pick dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare?

I_pooped

Come on Chloe, you are our daredevil.

Do it. PLEASE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cereal_killer

Yasss!

I will give you the dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You better dare me to adopt a pet or else...

Cereal_killer

Oh, please. I have an even better dare.

So, basically, you just have to send a text.

Yes_you_suck

Omg, Cal, is this about that?

Chloe_awesome_scott

About what?

What text?

Cereal_killer

Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete.

So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*()

Chloe_awesome_scott

Who is this?

Don't tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger.

I_pooped

Nah, that dare is getting kinda old.

Cereal_killer

Oh, you don't have to profess your love.

It's a simple text: "what are you hiding?"

Chloe_awesome_scott

Really?!

Well, here's your answer.

They are hiding your brain somewhere.

Yes_you_suck

Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe.

I_pooped

Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown

Chloe_awesome_scott

This is blackmail.

You are all gumasses.

Cereal_killer

And, you are not?

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! I am awesome^

Yes_you_suck

Complete the dare and prove it, then.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, whatever...

It's not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything.


I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown...

To: !@#$%^&*()

What are you hiding?

There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning!

The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text...until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number:

What am I hiding?

Well, isn't it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.

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Essy love
It's Soo good it's unique and very rare to find a book like this! nice one author!!
2022-07-30 22:59:20
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ghost the gray
5 stars for this very entertaining read! so funny it's hard to put down!
2022-07-20 15:43:03
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Belinda Hall
5 stars entertainment for sure ...enjoyed reading ...though not being a GEN-Z a few coded letter texts had me stumped on the meaning ...didn't retract from the fun group chats regardless **winks**
2022-01-01 19:44:23
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Lucy Berggren
It was so good!
2021-06-05 21:19:15
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Lucy Berggren
It is so good!
2021-06-05 21:18:57
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KLH
Any chance there will be a follow up story to this?! Id LOVE to see what happens after they graduate, and if they can make things work. Really good story, author! Took a bit to get used to the way it was written, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Good little laughs throughout, too!
2021-04-16 04:09:26
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Kowhai Marks
Hilarious! At first I was really confused about the usernames and things but once so figured it out the story became so funny and entertaining I want to keep reading more!
2021-02-04 00:11:48
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queenle prudent
done rereading this book! i just love it much coz it never fail to make me smile...i love #noe but i love liam & caleb more☺️...
2021-01-10 08:06:15
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queenle prudent
well done! im just grateful to have read this story eventhough, there are parts that may seem shallow/simple, but hey it really made me escape my life's trouble by making me laugh...i still cant move on about the "shawn mendez" obsession of Liam, caleb's intimate affection towards food and so on....
2020-12-19 08:12:51
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Michael Thomas
Fantastic Story
2020-11-17 11:38:29
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Hannah Chic
Great story but need more updates please
2020-10-19 04:15:28
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Quinnette Griffith
first book I have laughed so hard at... love it
2020-10-18 06:30:20
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Darrin Williams
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It has romance and the perfect amount of humor that kept me laughing.
2020-08-27 12:33:12
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April Dunfee
this would make a great movie!!!
2020-08-24 20:34:59
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Udita Mohanty
Actually, my bad. Either delete my above comment, or direct me how to.
2020-08-08 00:01:32
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