đ[No.1 "Hard to Put Down" of "The Legendary Urban Man" Contest]đ A wife who thinks with her vagina and thinks the worst of her husband, a mother-in-law who twists words for her own benefit, a father-in-law whoâs a multi-millionaire but is stingier than a beggar, and many more in-laws who can spew empty words much better than any popular politician out there. And thereâs rarely anything they all ever agree on, except when it comes to mocking their one and only son-in-law to the point they put the workers in their villa above him. They take out all their frustrations on him and humiliate him to the bone and beyond at every possible opportunity. However, like the inevitable judgment day, the day their reality turns upside down inches closer, the same day when the wifeâs ego gets eaten and the in-laws' faces turn ashen as a newborn calfâs first poop, and thatâs just the start of a savvy show.
View MoreHundreds of miles high in the sky, on top of icy clouds.A group of three gray demons were cackling while sharing stolen treasures among themselves. The items included hair, nails, mobile, boots, blood, memories, panties, semen and much more.âI made that woman bleed early, so her blood will be mine.ââI make that boy stare at the mobile all the time, so this mobile will be mine.ââI gave that old man wet dreams for years, so his memories will be mine.ââThen what about me?â a fourth voice asked them.âYou can have those stinky boots,â they gave him.âThese boots might be too big for me,â Benjamin said.âStop complaining and just take them,â they blurted, but then they turned their heads and looked at him. âEek!â they all fell back as they didnât sense his presence until now. âY-Y-YouâreâŠââYou lowly little shits dare to mess around in my place?â Benjaminâs fists released spiritual energy.âL-Letâs us leave! We wonât ever come to your villa,â they said and were flying away. Benjamin p
Rebecca did not stop the car anywhere until she reached the Sterling villa.Once she got out and looked, Benjamin was not on top of the car.âDid he fall somewhere?â she frowned. âI was checking in the mirror, but I didnât see him fall, though.â She went over to the other side of the car but didnât find him, either. âHe really fell?â she was walking away, but then Benjamin, who was hiding next to the car, suddenly jumped at her. âKyaa!â Rebecca jumped on her toes, but then she immediately whipped her handbag at him. It was done purely out of reflex.Benjamin could have dodged,but he didnât. As a result, the bag hit his face, and he fell down.âYou almost scared me to death!â she fumed at him. âYou deserved that.â Sht then ignored him and went into the villa.Benjamin quickly followed her.Rebecca saw him coming and told Selena, âMom, today, he earned hundreds of dollars as tips. You can take it if you want, he said.ââOh⊠he earned hundreds of dollars through tips?â Selena looked doub
After the meals, Rebecca seemed fine, but Benjamin wasnât looking happy because the food didn't taste good to his tongue. He couldnât even call it average. And he wasted 500 dollars for unappetizing food which only looked good for the eyes but not for any other senses.The bill was 494 dollars.Benjamin gave the waiter five hundred dollars.It felt too little.The waiter made Benjamin aware of his disappointment with his subtle gesture.Benjamin patted the waiterâs shoulder and said, âDonât see it as six dollars. See it as six hundred cents. Then youâll unravel the mystery of money.ââMystery?ââThat one dollar to you is a hundred dollars to someone else,â Benjamin said. âOne can even tell where the wind comes and goes, but who can tell where the fortune comes and goes?â Saying that he walked away.The waiter looked at Rebecca, hoping she might give him some money.âWhy are you looking at me? Do you ask tips from everyone at the table? Donât get ahead of yourself,â she retorted and th
Since Benjamin started the delivery job, that day proved to be the second-best day in terms of earnings.When Rebecca came to pick him up in the evening, Benjamin scuttled over to the car and stood by the front door to talk to her instead of entering through the back door.Rebecca lowered the window and stared at him. âWhat?ââLetâs go to a restaurant. Iâll pay,â Benjamin said excitedly. He clearly remembered her telling him that she wouldnât let others pay for her, but he still asked her anyway.Rebecca paused for a moment and said, âFine. Get in.ââGreat,â Benjamin came to the other side of the car, but she told him to go to the back, so he had to sit in the back. âWhen are you going to let me sit in the front? Iâm just asking.âRebecca stopped the car.Benjamin looked to his left and realized that the car stopped in front of a five-star hotel named âFrills.â âD-Donât tell me, weâre eating at this hotel?ââWhy? You canât pay?â she asked.âU-Uh, I can, butâŠâ as he was saying, Rebecca
Benjamin delivered twenty pizzas and received a hundred dollar tip, which made him a little happy.âWhat should I buy with this money?â he wondered. âHow about I save some money and then take her to a restaurant? But I donât know how much she spends per sitting, so how much should I save? A thousand? Two thousand?âIf Rebecca spent thousands of dollars on her shoes and tens of thousands on her goggles, then how much would she spend at a restaurant?After some thinking, he thought, âHow about I take her to a simple restaurant? Even if she eats a lot, it wonât cost more than a hundred dollars.âA few seconds passed as he drove down the street.âBut will she come to a small restaurant? She did come to Pure Waters which isnât quite a luxury place. So, I canât take anything for granted.âSoon, he reached the pizza hut and was in a good mood. But he was still careful in that he didnât want to tell anybody how much he received through the tip as the manager Christopher would get very jealous
Rebecca stopped the car at a junction.A couple of school girls quickly came to the car and knocked on the door.Rebecca slightly lowered the window.âPlease drop us at our school, sister. We have exams today,â one of them said.âDid you miss the school bus?â Rebecca asked.They both nodded quickly.âCouldnât you take a taxi then?â she asked.âThey ask for a lot of money. We donât have that much money,â they said.Rebecca smiled and said, âAlright, get in.âShe opened the doors. The elder sister sat in the front. The smaller one sat in the back.The elder sister kept talking about how difficult her school life was. Every time theyâd miss the bus, they would be afraid to go back home as their parents would yell at them.The smaller sister, on the other hand, was looking at Benjamin like she couldnât take her eyes off him. She was smiling, making him wonder what she was thinking.âYou are so beautiful,â the little girl said smiling brightly.Benjaminâs heart melted for a second. âOh, th
Everyone was having breakfast.Benjamin was eating faster than everyone because he hadnât eaten anything in almost two days. Even though he was not a fan of his own cooking, right now, anything would do.Nobody even wanted to bother him because he seemed immersed in eating. At least, he didnât make much sounds, so they didnât complain.Eventually, Benjamin was the first to finish eating. He quickly took his plate to the kitchen, washed it, and then returned to his seat so that he could sit next to Rebecca and look at her.Rebecca was acting like she was not noticing, but she was obviously not liking what he was doing. She glanced at him and said, âWhat are you looking at?ââA living treasure,â he replied.âCringe,â Veronica said aloud.âWait a second,â Benjamin pulled dollar bills and coins out of pocket. âSister-in-law, I have about a hundred dollars here. How much do you need to buy a pair of pants?ââHuh? What are you talking about?ââI mean, you are wearing scanty clothes because
The next morning.Rebecca woke up and got off the bed.Benjamin entered the room with a glass of hot almond milk as if he knew the exact time she would wake up. This annoyed her, and she said, âI donât want it. Take away.ââWhat? But said you loved it,â he said.âI never said that,â Rebecca really never said that before. She said it was good, but she didnât remember saying something like âI loved it.ââBut you drank without complaint,â Benjamin retorted. âI thought you loved it.ââDonât make me repeat myself,â she indifferently said. âIâm not drinking that. You can pour that in the sink or toilet if you want.ââWhy would I do that?â Benjamin sipped on the milk, and the sound he made while at it annoyed her even more.âDonât make noise while drinking!â she raised her voice. âItâs disgusting.âBenjamin then silently drank. However, he made a joyful expression with his eyes closed as if he was loving the milk.âUgh,â Rebecca quickly went into the washroom, not wanting to see his antics a
Benjamin washed the dishes, then the clothes, and then he polished the shoes before finally coming to Rebeccaâs room. It was nine at the time.The others had dinner, but he didnât.âWhy didnât you eat dinner?â he asked her.âDidnât feel like it,â she said while drawing dancing dinosaur designs.âThey look cute, though theyâre not real,â Benjamin said.âDinosaurs are real,â she replied. âThe scientists found bones of these beasts in many parts of the world.ââWell, those were the bones of the giants and dragons and other beasts, but not the dinosaurs which are nothing but fiction,â Benjamin said.âFictional, you sayâŠâ Rebecca scrutinized his eyes. âWhy do you sound so sure?ââBecause Iâm speaking the truth.ââHuh, you canât give a better answer than that, can you?ââNot right now, but one day, I will show you the truth,â he replied. âHopefully.â As he observed her drawings, he understood that she was mixing three concepts. âSo you are working on dinosaurs, outerspace, and the mafia.â
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