Cash Cat
Neville had set up a special wish jar just for me.
Every month, I was allowed only three draws to claim his time and attention as my husband.
If I drew Dinner, he'd grace me with his presence for a brief meal, as though he were doing me some enormous favor. If I drew a blank, I wasn't even allowed to see his face.
I used to tell myself that this was simply his cold, overly analytical, STEM-brained way of expressing love.
That was, until Thanksgiving night, when our three-year-old daughter suffered a sudden, severe asthma attack.
It left her gasping for air, her lips turning purple. I grabbed Neville by the sleeve and begged him to let me use all my remaining draws if he'd just drive us to the ER.
He frowned and violently shook off my hand.
"Rules are rules. Stop using our kid to guilt-trip me."
Terrified and desperate, I reached into the jar for my final slip.
It read: "Don't disturb each other today."
Relief washed visibly over his face. Without even glancing at our daughter, he grabbed his car keys and walked out.
When our daughter's condition had stabilized, I stood alone at the hospital billing desk with her in my arms. That was when I spotted Neville in a VIP treatment suite in the ER.
He was gently pressing an ice pack against his assistant's knee, which had barely a scrape on it.
The girl blushed and cooed, "Mr. Murphy, I didn't even have to draw a slip. Why would you take time off work just to stay with me?"
Neville's expression softened with a rare tenderness. "The wish jar is meant to keep ordinary people in line. You have unrestricted VIP access."
I held our trembling daughter and struggled to keep my tears from falling. It turned out that only the unloved had to leave their happiness to chance.
I turned around, tossed the wish jar straight into the trash, and called my lawyer to draw up a divorce agreement.