Goodtale
After my nephew and niece finished high school, I took them to Hawaii.
The moment we boarded the plane, the two of them put their heads together and started whispering.
"You've got the stuff ready?"
"Relax. The countdown's set. Five minutes after takeoff — it goes off first, then it burns."
"A hundred and thirty-seven people going down with us. Worth it."
The man in the next seat changed color. The flight attendant couldn't take her eyes off us.
I clapped my hands over their mouths and apologized to everyone, and spent the whole flight making sure neither of them said another word.
I ruined the graduation stunt they'd planned so carefully. Their dream of going viral overnight fell apart.
At the beach, they held me under the water and grinned into the camera.
"Hey, everybody — my aunt's going for the world record for holding her breath. Let's start the countdown. Thirty minutes!"
Thirty minutes later, the two of them took a photo with my body, grinning into the lens.
"Happy graduation!"
When my brother and his wife found out I was dead, they waited for the middle of the night, tied stones to me and pushed me out into deep water.
Back home, they told everyone I'd run off with some guy I met on the trip.
My nephew and niece's vlog blew up, and they started college as celebrities.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the plane.
This time, when the two of them started running their mouths, I simply pointed across the aisle at my brother and his wife.
"Those are their guardians."
If they want to lose everything and rot in a cell, why is it my business to stop them?