Julian Cross
I finally hit the jackpot and won ten million dollars. But in my excitement, I slipped on a stray beer bottle and freakin' died!
When I opened my eyes again, I had reincarnated as the useless heir of a washed-up, ruined noble family.
Suddenly, a voice chimed in my head.
[Cold-Hearted Empress Conquest System initiated! Host, please present flowers to the Empress!]
I absolutely lost my mind. "Screw off! I hadn't even cashed out my ten million dollars, and you want me to play some stupid dating sim? This is a scam. I’m out!"
With no other choice, the system reluctantly compromised.
[If you can make the empress fall madly in love with you, your reward will be one hundred million dollars and a ticket back home!]
Hey, who actually turns down that kind of cash? Game on! I will be the ultimate simp if that’s what it takes.
Armed with world-class strategies and modern tech, I launched a national development plan. Building infrastructure and saving the kingdom? Easy money.
Soon enough, the empress’s look of pure disgust turned into absolute obsession. She was practically begging me to rule the empire right alongside her.
Just as the system announced my victory and prepared to send me home, I realized only kids choose between options. The cash, the empress... I’m keeping both!
Smirking, I used my maxed-out system points to rewrite the source code and force open a permanent portal between our worlds.
"Hey, are you the manufacturer? I need ten excavators delivered straight to the portal coordinates. My wife needs to expand her palace!"