Bagel
Moments after leading his team to win the Cup, my superstar hockey boyfriend, Grayson, announced an indefinite leave of absence on live TV.
Twitter exploded instantly. The team's group chat was in absolute chaos.
The captain sent a dozen furious voice memos, chewing Grayson out for treating the team's blood, sweat, and tears like a cheap joke just for some girl.
Yet, in stark contrast to his teammates' blinding rage, Grayson's private PR team chat was celebrating.
"Let's see how Blair, his glorified babysitter, cleans up this mess."
"She spent ten years busting her ass for his career, and Grayson just drops it all for Cici. True devotion."
A new junior assistant chimed in quietly:
"But if he quits, don't we lose our jobs? I heard the captain just smashed a locker in rage..."
Grayson's childhood friend and personal trainer sent a smirking emoji:
"You're new. Blair is a top agent who's willingly played our nanny for a decade. No matter what Grayson does, she bails him out. She'll just go groveling to the sponsors and vets as usual."
"Bet Blair is smashing her phone in a rage right now, hahaha."
Amidst the rapid-fire texts, a voice memo suddenly popped up.
It was Grayson's lazy, breathless voice. There was the sound of a party in the background:
"Shut up, all of you. I'm busy. You guys are too loud."
The group got even more riled up and started to egg Grayson on.
"Cici adores you. Just kick Blair and her controlling vibe to the curb. She's thirty now anyway. Probably going deaf and blind in her old age."
The chat erupted in laughter.
I stared blankly at the screen. I logged directly into the agency's official Twitter account, typed up a statement, and hit send.
"Our agency respects Grayson's decision to take an indefinite leave of absence. "
"To compensate our brand partners, we are opening a dedicated refund portal today. We will unconditionally refund all prepaid endorsement and cancellation fees incurred during his leave."