A Funny Book Novels & Stories

I’d have gladly walked into its yawning gullet at that moment. “It’s a very interesting book, Doon,” continued Maurice. “It’s the story of Muad’Dib, the mouse that hides from the sun and travels in the cool night.” “Sounds a bit boring,” said Flossie. “Do you think we could delay this week’s Book Club until we get out of this mess?” I requested in my most reasonable voice. Stay calm, wait for first light, and then make our way back to the lake, possibly to drown myself and get it all over with. “Just keep quiet and don’t make any sudden movements.”

She laughed lightly, snorting a little as she raised her hands to her lips. "Have you seen your face?" She chortled on, not minding my abash. "Oh my, you look like a clown." "Clown?" I asked, intrigued by the new word. "Yeah, a clown. Like it." "What is 'it'?" I asked. "It is a book, a novel—wait, don't tell me you haven't heard about the book." I knew I had lost a dozen of my memories, but I had not expected also loosing basic memories.

Soon, his hand pointed at them, asking, "Are those the boring book, Uncle?" I couldn't help but chuckle, hearing that. "Yes, those are boring books." He shuddered and decided to stop looking. "I don't want to read that." I snickered, which surely, made Ruby confused. She just returned and his son and me talked about something only two of us understand. "What is it? Why are you laughing?" She threw the questions at me, her brows furrowing. "He checked one of these books." I nudged with my chin toward the nearest book. "And he commented that our book was boring because there was no images in it."

Freddy who was seating beside new and had seen inside the book gave me a weird look. "What do you mean?" Freddy asked. "Can you see? There are no words or maps or even pictures in it." I explained. Freddy laughed at me. That gave me quite a surprise. "Why are you laughing?" I asked Freddy. By this time the others had already come closer to look inside the book. "All those things which you said aren't there are there. Why the joke Lucif?" Pablo asked. I got even more confused. I thought that they were trying to prank me or something.

My head painfully shake. Am really sorry" I inwardly shutter. I hastily turn around. I superspeed out of the hall to the cottages parking lot. I abandoned Douglas lips agape and confused. Am certain he's stuck within an inquisitive delima. An inquisitive delima over my unexpected scurry. It's pretty weird, suspicious and hilarious. I felt like a kangaroo chased by a starving blood thirsty lion. What's actually more hilarious is my abandoned book. I abandoned my book on my desk.

We order our drinks — mine a decaf, now — and find our way to the parenting section. Bill picks up a book called "How to Baby-Proof Literally Everything" and gives me a playful look. "Looks like I'll have to study up for when he's over here," he jokes, making me laugh at the thought of our energetic little one exploring Bill's spotless apartment. He quickly looks through the book and then, with a smile, shows me another one. "How about 'Dad Jokes for Every Occasion'? Gotta be ready," he jokes, and I playfully roll my eyes, laughing with him.

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

Amber paused as she tried to form sentences but April burst into laughter and Amber frowned when she saw April laughing like that. April was laughing so hard that she was clutching her stomach. Amber looked at her and frowned, while Ashley was baffled as well, and Amber asked, “Why are you laughing like that? Did I say something funny?” April wiped a tear from her eyes and said, “of course, that was a nice joke, the guardian? The werewolf? Oh my god, Amber, just what books are you reading? I mean, it was really a nice joke, and I was trying my best to hold back my laughter, but on my god! When I saw your serious expression, I just couldn’t take it.” April said as she kept on laughing.

Well I am obsess, I was supposed to think but hey one book wouldn’t take all my time right? “Fine, one book and think about your situation” “Okay tala, thanks!” I found a good book to read, the cover was faded and the front page is teared, upon opening the book it was already at page three. It was weird but I read it anyway. It was full of interesting stories and now I realized it is not a story book or a novel, it is about different kinds of beings. It was amazing how many beings there are, now I wonder if Lucas have met all of them for me. I smile at that thought

Of course, when Ed asked, the smile vanished immediately, as Ruby hadn't realized she was smiling at him. “This... the book is funny.” Ruby lowered her head and held up her book. Nervously, she adjusted her position, leaning against the headboard. “The Kite Runner.” Ed read the title and was puzzled. "Do you think the book is funny? Which part?” Ed had never found any part of that book amusing because the story was heartbreaking. “Um, which part was it?” Ruby frantically flipped through the pages, looking for a funny part that didn’t exist, until Ed smiled amusedly and took the book from her hands.