How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
They obviously hadn’t accrued their 10,000 hours of hauling arse when the shit starts to fly, like I had.
I ran towards the tunnel. The mouth was clear, at least partially. It probably wouldn’t stay that way for long, and even once through, the tunnels could collapse, be blocked by rocks or be filled with burning magma. And of course, there was always the chance of ghosts. Personally, my hope was for ghosts. Preferably the ones that look like bed sheets. Very useful, sheets. Sleep on them, wear them, use them as a towel or a tablecloth. And if they’re haunted, you don’t even need a washing line to hang them up to dry.