Anecdotal Humor Examples

As her ears started ringing, the lump in her throat growing, the words he spoke faded into the background. Her eyes welled up, and her breath hitched, she had heard him right? “Earth to Rebecca, hello?!” He replied to her in an annoyed tone. She took a deep breath, “After 20 yrs you really don’t want a life with me” she managed to speak slightly above a whisper. She had been his rock, put his needs first, never said no to his frivolous spending, and had loved him enough for the both of them; yet in the small bedroom in their city apartment he stood with divorce papers in hand. She hadn’t been naive about the rough patch that they were navigating, but they had always worked past because Rebecca had always put her husband 1st. “Rebecca I don’t love you and no level of your love is going to undo these divorce papers. I can’t even stand to be in this room with you, but I want to be on a united front when we tell the kids.”

Kejujuran adalah pondasi dalam membangun sebuah rumah tangga. kalau rumah tangga sudah mulai ada ketidak jujuran, bagaimana rumah tangga itu akan berdiri tegak! hari itu, Zahra tengah bersantai sembari menunggu suaminya mandi. tiba-tiba rasa keingin tahunnya tinggi, tentang isi ponsel sang suami. entah dorongan dari mana, Zahra mulai menyentuh Hp sang suami, lalu jari jarinya bergulir membuka isi ponsel itu. tiba-tiba, matanya terbelalak menyaksikan sebuah Foto suaminya bersama wanita lain, tanpa busana, di sebuah hotel. hal itu membuat hatinya terbakar. Zahra mulai menanyakannya kepada Dimas. dan ternyata benar, perempuan itu, adalah Istri kedua suaminya. bagai di sambar petir, Zahra mengetahui hal itu. lalu... bagaimana kelanjutan kisahnya? yuk simak lengkapnya dalam kisah di bawah ini!!!

Shinae Valerie Gallea, a humble hotel attendant, never expected her life to be twisted after accidentally encountering a billionaire, Klein Windham. After that night and days of spending with that man, Valerie choose to escape the fate, only to later discover she’s pregnant with his child. Choosing to leave everything behind, she finds comfort and protection in Liam Damian Kingswell, her longtime crush who willingly steps up as a father. But when Klein discovers the truth and returns, determined to claim his child and win Valerie back, she’s forced to confront her past. Now a mother, Valerie must choose between the man tied to her by blood and the one who stood by her through it all.

“Ameliá is back,” wika ni Dominic Juarez, kuminang ang guilt sa mga mata nito. Kinibot ni Hazel Xaviera ang dulo ng labi. “And so?” “Let's postpone our wedding.” “What the—” “May malubha siyang karamdaman,” mabilis nitong wika sabay abot ng brown envelope sa kanya. “Mas mabuti siguro na mag-aral ka muna sa abroad.” “Ah, gusto mo akong umalis para may oras kayong maglampungan, tama? Ok, fine!” Marahas niyang hinablot iyon at pinunit hanggang sa magkapira-piraso. “Tsaka hindi na kailangan i-postone ang kasal, let's just cancel it immediately.” Pinagkait kay Hazel Xaviera Trevisan ang lahat simula noong pinanganak siya. Ipinagpalit siya ng kanyang yaya sa anak nito sa tunay niyang pamilya, binenta siya sa misteryosong pamilya, malamig ang turing ng kanyang tunay na mga magulang noong bumalik siya at pinagtaksilan siya ng kanyang fiancée. Ang masakit pa’y paborito ng lahat ang fake daughter na si Amelia. Muli niyang isinulat ang kanyang kapalaran at pinasyang maghiganti. Ngunit sa kanyang paglalakbay ay dinala siya sa mundo ng krimen at natuklasan ang madilim niyang nakaraan. Natuklasan din niya na may lihim na pagtingin sa kanya ang kanyang kinakapatid at ang biglaang paghahabol sa kanya ng dating nobyo. Napagtagumpayan niya kayang maghiganti o magpapadala na lamang sa kanyang emosyon?

AN EROTIC ROMANCE NOVEL. READ RESPONSIBLY. STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Grayson Andrade suffered so much from the betrayal of his fiancee. Dahil sa sakit, poot at pandidiri sa dating nobya, malaki ang naging epekto nito sa kanyang katawan; hindi na magawang tumigas pa ng kanyang pagkalalaki! It brought shame and disgrace to him, and as a man who was once worshiped and adored by women, he finds it hard to accept his condition. He tried everything to cure his erectile dysfunction but to no avail. Pero nang makilala niya ang isa sa mga katulong sa mansyon ng kanyang yumaong ama na si Olivia ay bigla na lamang tumayo ang pagkalalaki niya at pagkatigas-tigas pa nito. Gagawin ni Grayson ang lahat mapapayag niya lamang ang dalaga na tulongan siya nitong gumaling sapagka't si Olivia lamang ang may kakayahang patigasin ang kanyang nagtatampong pagkalalaki.

‘She wears the ring, but she doesn’t hold his heart. She is the woman he married, yet another woman receives the affection and devotion that should have been hers.’ Sold into a loveless marriage, Cyanelle Louise Natividad was the sacrificial lamb offered to Zach Khaleed Samaniego to settle her family’s crippling debts. For two agonizing years, she lived as a ghost in her own home—unseen by a husband who sought warmth in the arms of a mistress, and rejected by a stepchild who preferred the "other woman" over her. Just as Cyanelle finds the strength to walk away from the wreckage of her marriage, a sudden tragedy binds her back to Zach’s side. Now, she faces a final, haunting choice: can she carve a space for herself in a heart that has always been closed to her? Or is she destined to lose a second time, proving that some broken things can never be mended?

Here is your blockbuster GoodNovel synopsis — exactly 250 words, written to hook readers from the first line: 📖 THE PRICE OF LETTING GO A Billionaire Romance by Darksnow Sable I signed the divorce papers on a Tuesday. No tears. No phone calls. No begging. I simply picked up the pen, signed my name, and let Dominic Hartley go. For four years, I was the perfect wife to the most powerful man in Manhattan. I gave up my career, my dreams, my voice — all for a man who looked through me like I was glass. I loved him in silence while he built his empire, never once realizing he was destroying mine. When he filed for divorce, he expected me to shatter. I didn’t. I rebuilt. A new apartment. A new career. A new version of Selene Whitmore who finally remembered what she was worth. While Dominic sat in his cold, perfect penthouse surrounded by everything money could buy and nothing that actually mattered — I was thriving. That was when he finally saw me. Too late. Now Dominic Hartley — the billionaire who never chased anything because everything always came to him — is chasing me. Calling. Showing up. Apologizing in ways I spent four years desperately waiting to hear. But I am not the woman he divorced. And love, I have learned, is not enough reason to return to a burning building. He wants a second chance. The question is whether a man like Dominic can truly change — or whether I am simply the one thing his money cannot buy back.

"I want a divorce, Liora," said Noah Anderson. Liora never expected to be divorced by her husband—especially after he had an affair with her best friend, Bella. To make things worse, Noah had taken out a huge loan from the bank using Liora’s name as collateral. She was thrown out of her own home and left to carry the burden of her ex-husband’s debts. Years later, Liora returned—no longer the broken woman she once was, but the wife of a powerful billionaire. And this time, she was ready to take revenge on the man who once discarded her like she meant nothing.

Laura Smith life falls apart when her mother introduced a new man that she wanted to marry, two years after her father's death, which she cannot accept, but the worst part is that she will have Cole James Huntsman--the campus darling as his future step brother.

She came with claws and fire, scent like sin; his wolf didn’t stand a chance. Neither did he. ••• Brant Paxton has always been the wild one—gorgeous, untamed, and irresistible to everyone. But when Sable Knox returns, everything changes. She’s no longer the sweet girl he remembers. She’s fierce, sexy, and carries a scent that sets his wolf on edge. The heat between them is dangerous. Forbidden. But Brant can’t stay away. Sable once called the Paxtons her family, but one tragic night tore it all apart. Now she’s back, stronger and smarter, ready to make them pay—especially Brant. But nothing prepares her for the fire that ignites when they’re close. Her wolf wants him. Craves him. And Sable doesn’t know if she’s falling into his arms or into a trap. As old wounds reopen and passion burns hotter, Brant and Sable must choose: follow the rules or give in to the sin that could ruin them both. Content Warning: This book contains sexual content and mature themes. Reader discretion is advised.