Anecdotal Humor Examples

​"I bought you for three years, Spring. That means for 1,095 days, your body, your soul, and your very breath belong to me." ​To the world, Spring Willow is the luckiest woman alive—married to the legendary billionaire August Harrington. To August, she is nothing but a shadow of the woman he lost, a scapegoat for a tragedy she didn’t cause. ​The terms of their "marriage" are written in blood and cold hard cash: -​$300,000 a month for her grandmother’s life. ​One hundred rules she must never break. And most important ​rules of all: Never expect his heart. ​Spring expected the coldness. She expected the cruelty. But she didn't expect August’s hatred to morph into a suffocating, dangerous obsession that refuses to let her go; even after the contract ends. ​Just as Spring prepares to break under his weight, a new shadow emerges. Another power player, equally ruthless and twice as determined, offers her a way out. ​The contract was signed in pain, but the ending will be written in fire. When revenge turns to possessiveness, who will Spring choose: The man who owns her, or the man who wants to steal her away?

He’s seventeen. She’s twenty. Heir to a billion-dollar empire, Kade Kingston owns everything… except the one thing he wants most. Chelsea Lynch. She scrubs floors at Crawford Elite Royal, but every guy in school whispers about what they’d do to her if they got the chance. Kade doesn’t whisper. He acts. He was supposed to lay low—for six months, heal his injury and stay out of the headlines before the big leagues. Then he sees her. Beautiful. Untouchable. But not for long. She thinks he’s just another spoiled rich kid. She’s wrong. He’s a predator in a school full of wolves, and she’s the only thing he’s hungry for. He’ll ruin anyone who touches her. Break her defenses. And when she begs, he’ll make sure she never forgets who owns her. She’s older. Off-limits. But Kade Kingston doesn’t follow the rules. He makes them. And Chelsea Lynch is about to learn…Some lines are meant to be crossed. ********************** NB: “for those that have read *BINDING 13* and love it, just like i do, this is something similar, I just felt like pouring out my idea out here. I really hope you guys love it.”

Saras tidak pernah menyangka hidupnya akan berbalik arah begitu cepat. Dikhianati dan diceraikan saat mengandung, ia memilih menutup hati dan menjalani hari hanya bersama anak kecil yang menjadi dunianya. Hidupnya tenang, meski penuh luka yang tak terlihat. Luka masa lalu membuatnya menutup rapat pintu hati, terutama pada pria kaya yang selalu identik dengan kesombongan dan permainan kuasa. Hingga Dennis datang pengusaha dingin dengan rumah tangga di ambang kehancuran. Pria itu penuh luka, tapi kehadirannya perlahan menghangatkan ruang hati yang lama beku. Di antara keraguan dan trauma yang membelenggu, Saras harus memilih, tetap bertahan dengan dinding pertahanan yang ia bangun untuk melindungi dirinya dan anaknya, atau berani membuka hati pada Dennis, seorang pria yang terluka, namun mungkin bisa menghadirkan kebahagiaan baru.

Isabelle Everett's perfect life crumbles when her billionaire husband, Damion Ryder, serves her divorce papers on their anniversary. Betrayal, heartbreak, and deceit propel her into a six-year journey of self-discovery. Now, with secrets exposed and old flames rekindled, Isabelle must choose between the man who broke her heart or her high school sweetheart, the one who's always loved her but has an ulterior motive. Will forgiveness transform their lives, or will the past destroy their future?

Akira hanya ingin istirahat dari tugas kuliah yang bikin otaknya mendidih. Duduk santai di taman sambil mengunyah roti itu rencananya. Tapi semesta berkata lain. Seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba datang, memeluk kakinya sambil teriak, "Mama!" Lebih gila lagi, si anak ternyata putra dari Pak Arka, dosen killer paling tampan, dingin, dan pelit nilai seantero kampus. Gara-gara insiden absurd itu, Akira malah diseret dalam drama kehidupan sang dosen. Mulai dari pura-pura jadi mama di acara sekolah, jadi pengasuh dadakan, sampai... tinggal satu atap? Awalnya cuma pura-pura. Tapi kenapa hati jadi makin nggak karuan? Jadi mama bohongan? Siapa takut! ...Kecuali kalau hati mulai baper.

She married him because of a contract, not love. He stayed because it was convenient, not because he cared. For three years, she played the perfect wife- silent, patient, invisible, while his heart belonged to someone else. When the woman he truly loved returned, divorce was the only thing he offered her. Broken but not weak, she signed the papers and walked away, determined to rebuild her life and reclaim the version of herself she lost in that marriage. But when she finally learns how to live without him, he realizes his biggest mistake was letting her go. Now regret follows him everywhere. The woman he once ignored is no longer waiting. And love is no longer guaranteed. In a marriage that began with a contract and ended in divorce, can love find its way back—or is this second chance already too late?

Our elders always advice us to stay from our enemies but what will if they themselves arranged the marriage with your enemy. Same happened with Krisha and Abeer. Abeer is an IAS officer with good looks , sense of humor and little bit of aggression. On the other hand Krisha is a lawyer with full of sarcasm and beauty a perfect combination. She is confident lady. The question is how did they become enemies? And will they able survive in this arrange marriage. Or it will turned out into complete disaster?

Empat tahun lalu, Ayla pergi tanpa pamit. Kini ia kembali—bukan untuk memohon maaf, tapi untuk berdiri tepat di hadapan pria yang hatinya pernah ia hancurkan. Adrian Grady belum lupa. Tidak tentang tatapan itu. Tidak tentang luka yang ditinggalkan tanpa kata. Mereka terikat dalam proyek yang tak bisa dihindari. Dingin di meja kerja. Panas dalam tatap mata. Tapi di antara separuh dendam dan separuh rindu, ada satu rahasia yang terlalu besar untuk tetap terkubur. Dan jika terbongkar, bisa membuat keduanya hancur… atau tak bisa saling melepaskan lagi.

Bagi Dahlia perselingkuhan itu sudah biasa. Bukan karena dia suka berselingkuh tetapi karena dia sudah sering merasakan diselingkuhi. Saking seringnya sang suami berselingkuh membuat hati Dahlia menjadi kebal. Dahlia tidak akan menangis atau melabrak selingkuhan suaminya. Dia hanya akan diam pura-pura tak tahu dan tetap menjadi istri yang baik. Karena itu suaminya tidak pernah sadari. Namun kali ini sang suami berselingkuh dengan seorang wanita yang paling Dahlia benci dalam hidup. Wanita tersebut adalah anak dari selingkuh ayahnya. Anak yang sudah mengambil perhatian ayahnya. Dan kali ini Dahlia merasa terusik. Akan kah kali ini Dahlia akan bertindak? Akankah Dahlia tetap mempertahankan rumah tangganya lagi?

Pernikahan ini bukan kesepakatan tapi hukuman! Ketika keluarga Calleste mengkhianati Damian Velasco, bos mafia paling berbahaya di Italia, mereka seharusnya membayar dengan darah. Tapi alih-alih memberikan nyawa, mereka menawarkan sesuatu yang lebih rendah—seorang anak haram yang selama ini mereka abaikan. Aurora Calleste tidak pernah menginginkan kehidupan ini. Dirinya hanyalah bayangan dalam keluarga yang lebih memilih menyingkirkannya. Seharusnya kakak tirinya yang menikahi Damian, tapi karena keserakahan dan pengkhianatan keluarga, Aurora dipaksa menjadi tumbal. Damian Velasco dikenal sebagai pria tanpa belas kasihan. Dingin, tajam, dan penuh bahaya. Rumor mengatakan dia adalah monster yang menghabisi musuhnya tanpa ragu. Namun, saat Aurora berdiri di hadapannya, pria itu tidak seperti yang ia bayangkan. Bagaimana kelanjutan kisah mereka?? ikuti kisahnya...