Sued by My Own Daughter Over a Mango
At the court, my daughter, Hannah Wright, accuses me of being a sexist tormentor with violent tendencies.
With tears running down her cheeks, she slowly takes off her clothes, revealing her wounds to everyone present.
"She's a monster! She buys mangoes for my younger brother, Rodney, and yet she makes me kneel on the floor while munching on the peels!
"Then, she beats me up in public and even strips me naked before forcing me to kneel and apologize! On top of that, she doesn't feed me at all!"
Everyone gasps in shock before glaring at me angrily. They are all waiting for me to get sentenced to hell and back.
But what Hannah refuses to bring up is that I can't let her eat any mangoes due to her severe allergy. If she were to have any, she'd go into shock immediately.
I beat her up because she had the audacity to switch out the tea leaves to sheep droppings just to pull a prank on an elderly family member during her funeral.
Naturally, I punished her because she actually mixed weed killer into Rodney's milk and tried to feed him with it!
At the end of the day, Hannah remembers the pain she's been through, yet she completely forgets about the atrocious misdeeds that she herself has committed!