Novel & Cerita Anong Tawag Sa Joke

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"Cardboard and suffering?" "Exactly." Jonathan’s eyes lit up, happy to see even a tiny smile. "And if that doesn’t work, I’ve got jokes. Why did the painter go to jail?" Lucy shook her head, still wiping tears. "Because he was framed!" A surprised giggle escaped her. "Oh no… that’s actually terrible." "I’ve got more," he warned with a playful grin. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "…What?" "An impasta!"

Gemma asked how many times he'd been divorced, and that shut him up quickly. The act after him was clearly the newest of all the wanna-be comedians who had been up so far. Each of his jokes he started with 'So did you guys hear...?' and he read a bunch of jokes about Australia off his phone. He got booed off stage, and you and Gemma didn't even start it. Then the Host introduced one of their 'regular crowd favourites', and you had to assume it was one of the semi-pros he had mentioned.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

"Jamie boy and taking risks. It won't be long till she finds out you're not genuine." "Not if I pretend to be someone else," I defended. Marco laughed again. "I'll bet a thousand dollars in team heattie boy." "Team what?" I looked at him in astonishment and disgust. "Team heattie boy. Or should I say, JEATHER," he burst out laughing... again. "HEAME," Enzo chuckled. "You two fuck off." I stiffened up. These two were just the worse kind of people when it came to jokes. They were bad and terrible.

Diam tickled Angel, bringing her back to her estatic mood. "So what was the joke? I'm dying to hear it!" "Well, it was about her and a man..." Baby tuned out as the toe rubbed against her mound again, harder this time. She muffled her moan, fisting her hands to refrain them from breaking anything. "Woah! Mama has a date with another fine mister?" "A date, yeah. A mister, well, has to be. But fine? Nah, I doubt." Diam shook his head, sipping at his coffee.

I informed him but he just brushed me off and continued laughing at his ‘funny’ joke. I remember people always making jokes about our names and constantly asking us if we were siblings and that our parents deliberately named us after the famous Queens of England. We were so tired of telling people that it was just a happy coincidence and we were not at all related. Somehow Aaron’s stupid joke did lighten up my mood. Aaron said that he remembered another joke based on our names but Victoria glared at him before dragging him to the next room to probably explain the situation. Just then my phone rang and Nathan’s name flashed in it. Okay, what should I do now?

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.