Ano Ang Tawag Sa Jokes Novels & Stories

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.

Assumera na kung assumera pero hindi talaga ako natatahimik kapag hindi ko nakukuha ang sagot na gusto ko. I saw how his jaw dropped then smiled. "Same Mary" bulong niya kaya napakunot ang noo ko "What?" "I said Holy Mary. It's not what you think. Loko-loko lang si Marc" Sinali pa talaga sa usapan si Mama Mary. Pero napahiya ako ron ah "Ah, abswelto ka na sa joke mo. Quits na tayo" this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo.

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

ani ko pero narinig ko na lang ang tawa ni Kuya. “Batak pa naman ‘yan, Ma’am Yso! Ano ho bang ginawa niyo at mukhang tigre ng mangangagat sa inyo?” tumatawang tanong ni Kuya Rex ngunit hindi ko na nasagot dahil nakita ko ng tumakbo si Jeo. “J-jeo kasi! Joke lang yun!” sigaw ko. Ngunit gustuhin ko mang tumakbo para makaalis ay saktong kumikirot naman ang paa ko.

“What’s that?” “Oh it’s a joke that’s usually said to a person who doesn’t know something very common. Like just now, with you. If I don’t know that you really don’t know about it, I’ll ask you, ‘Have you been living in a cave?’ And that’s where the joke ends,” the windlet explained, smiling because he understood the joke. Jai blinked, thinking that it was the same as the remark of a similar situation back in his world. “You mean ‘have you been living under a rock’?”

“Okay, here’s one. Why did the scarecrow win an award?” Sean raised a brow. “Why?” “Because he was outstanding in his field!” she giggled uncontrollably. “Get it? Outstanding? In his field?” Sean opened his eyes and gave her a side glance. “You’re seriously laughing at your own joke?” “Why aren’t you laughing? That was clever! Ugh, tough crowd. Let me try another one.” She scrolled through her phone. “Alright, what do you call a cow with no legs?” Sean sighed but played along. “What?”

Jerk! " Ano tapos ka na? " I asked him because he stopped laughing but I still hear small chuckles. " You never failed to make me smile baby " he seriously said like this is the first time that he laugh. I felt the sincerity in his voice as he utter those words. " Bakit parang insulto yun? " kasi feeling ko ang tanga tanga ko kaya ko siya napapatawa. Right? It's like an insult!

There was nothing I could have said after all. I shook my head to signify my negative response. “What’s the matter, fag? Cat got your tongue?” another asked. They all laughed, and another hushed them. “Sshh, shhhh, listen. Do you ever wonder why the cat always seems to have his tongue?” They were all silent on this one. I knew the joke, a popular one among the homophobic community around me. “He’s scared of pussy!” They all laughed. Even I myself could not see how that joke was funny. “I don’t see how that was funny,” I said aloud.

weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.