Novel & Cerita Anong Tawag Sa Joke

“Ikaw ang una.” “Anong tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?” I looked at her, bored. “Ano?” Sabay na tanong namin ni Dan. “Baby oil.” Natawa nang malakas si Dan. Ako? I tried noot to laugh. “Hype ka. Dad joke na dad joke, ah.” Nagkibit-balikat ito sabay apir kay Dan. “Your turn.” Saglit akong nag-isip. “Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?”

"I heard we have excellence health insurance so I can just avail it!" I joked to lighten the mood but it made the opposite effect. So I just shut up again. He dial something in his phone and put it in his ear. "Sit down on the couch now." I just follow his command to not trigger his temper further. "What do you want to eat?" He asked me while calling someone on his phone. You. Joke! Of course I did not say that. I don't want to go to jail for harassment. "I don't know" "Do you like sushi?"

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

I looked at him widening my eyes and asked him," Why did you push me?" I saw him laughing like I have said any kind of joke. Why is he laughing? Is it funny? He said controlling his laugh," You are really dumb. You didn't get my joke yet." " Joke? What do you mean? I asked him with a gloomy expression on my face. Then, he sat down on the couch crossing his legs. He said laughing," I was very angry about some office matter. So, I wanted to laugh and that's why I joked with you. Trust me, I didn't know that I can make such a great joke and you are that dumb."

She did hаvе a point he wаѕ blоwіng a ѕtuріd joke completely out of рrороrtіоn. “It’ѕ not a jоkе аnd уоu, little ѕіѕ, уоu’vе grоwn uр in an Arѕеnаl hоmе, уоu dо not mеntіоn the C wоrd еvеr.”

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I grin, and when he doesn’t respond, I take it up a notch. “You know, this reminds me of a joke. What do you call an angry werewolf who doesn’t get his way?” Trix finally looks at me, the corner of his mouth twitching like he’s fighting a smile. “Please don’t.” “A howl-ter ego crisis!” I exclaim, my eyes wide with fake seriousness. “Get it? Because you’re having one right now.” He groans, but the tiniest hint of a laugh escapes his lips, and my heart leaps at the sound. “Moon Goddess, Dixie! That was awful.”

We were acting like a human couple on their first dates, I thought. "Care to share the joke?" He continued with his bored look. "I hope I'm not in it." I covered a giggle and then straightened myself to give a serious reply. "I just thought of a funny joke. That's all." "Enlighten me." He leaned back and smiled a challenge at me. I searched my memory for all the jokes I have heard or read, found one and cleared my throat. "Okay, here goes: what do you do when a werewolf eats your candy?"

Enchanted ba ang tawag sa ganitong pakiramdam? Ang hiwaga lang. Gusto ko pang tumawa nang makagawa ng joke sa sarili ko. Napakanta pa ako ng I was enchanted to meet you . . . ni Taylor Swift. Putek, ang corny! Iniusog niya ang baso sa akin at nakipag-cheers. Nang ngumiti siya, napalunok ako bago kinuha ang baso at nakipag-cheers sa kan’ya. Sabay naming ininom ‘yon.

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.