Joke Time Tanong Novels & Stories

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"

Tumango tango nalang ako bilang sagot at inubos ang lollipop na nasa bibig ko. Tinignan ko si Baste. Parang bata kung mag isip ang gagong 'to. Pero bumagay naman sa batang mukha nito at gwapong mukha. "Ilang taon ka na?" kusa nalang bumukas ang bibig ko at naitanong ito. Ngumiti naman 'to dahilan makita ko ang dalawang malalim na dimples nito sa magkabilang pisngi nito.

Tatay ko ba siya? "Mukha ba akong maayos?" Sarkastikong tanong ko bago tuluyang isinara ang pintuan ng kwarto namin. Napatayo naman si Rina mula sa kama niya. Kunot-noo niya akong hinarap. "Watch your words. Tinatanong ka ng maayos nung tao." "Ang tanga naman kasi, kita ng hindi naman ako maayos tapos magtatanong ng gano'n." Bulong ko habang naglalakad palapit sa kama ko.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

pagtatanong ni kuya JM dahil hindi niya nagets 'yung joke. "Bobo ka Miggy, barter yon!" pagtatama ni Ahmad. "Kaya ka walang nakukuhang participants kasi ang korni ng jokes mo 'e." pang-aasar ni Kang. "Barter ng dugo tapos kapalit ibang blood type. Papatayin mo ba kami Miggy?" pang-aasar din ni Ahmad. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" pagtawa ni Ms. Myrtle.

this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo. "What do you mean?" "Sa tindahan? Yung tinanong mo'ko kung kilala kita tapos sabi mo joke lang. Pero nagtanong-tanong ako sa iba kung tinanong mo rin sila pero sabi nila hindi daw." His eyes widen, not expecting what I've said.

tanong ko. “Isa pa lang.” Tumango ako bago umayos muli sa pagkakaupo tsaka sumandal. “Naniniwala ka ba sa parallel universe?” Humagalpak siya ng tawa sa sinabi ko. “‘Tang ina, ang corny n’yan, ah!” “Nagtatanong lang! ‘Tang ina!” “Hindi! Bobo, kung mayro’n no’n, doon na lang ako! At kung mayroong parallel universe at hindi ako p’wedeng tumawid doon, sana okay lang ang aking other self doon.”

VS:Gen: i try not to VS:Gen: minsan parang trabaho na yung paglalaro e hahahaha Xhyro Gaming: wow galing mo kasi boss Xhyro Gaming: nood nalang tayo? Xhyro Gaming; joke sige na mag-iingat ka ssob She grinned. Lately, this guy’s been clingy. Ang mga message nito sa kanya ay halos bawat oras na. Is he secretly a spy of Titans, trying to get some strategy or information to beat them?

Jerk! " Ano tapos ka na? " I asked him because he stopped laughing but I still hear small chuckles. " You never failed to make me smile baby " he seriously said like this is the first time that he laugh. I felt the sincerity in his voice as he utter those words. " Bakit parang insulto yun? " kasi feeling ko ang tanga tanga ko kaya ko siya napapatawa. Right? It's like an insult!