Another One Bites The Dust Memes Novels & Stories

he poured himself a whiskey. "I was at dinner and now I'm here." I said quickly, without explanation. "Dinner? I'm sure there's a woman on the menu." John winked at me. I frowned. "I'm not in the mood, man." "Come on, besides being your business partner, I'm also your friend. Share with me." "There's nothing to share. One bitch has been playing stupid games with me for 2 days and I finally get rid of her." He looked at me puzzled.

I mumbled, half-asleep. “Delete the fucking post

(with a crying meme attached) “All the love and money seem to go to the people who already have it.” “If you can’t fit into the circle, don’t force it. Sincerely, my phone.” “In my next life, I’d like this kind of story too.” “The turning point in life is amniotic fluid.” “This is what real cyberbullying looks like!” “Miss, do you need a loyal dog?” “Oh my god, she’s stunning. What a goddess! I need to have a word with the creator.”

And I don't share. --- A/n Oooohhh burnnnn 😏 Let's see what happens next. Remember to vote 😙🖤

One message. Shit.

"Someone hotter and less grumpy for me to do this with?" Lily's response was blunt. "Arc's the ugly, deformed waiter you kissed at your father's gala after finding out about your ex's infidelity." Chelsea winced. "Thanks for the reminder." "You needed it," Lily said. "Kevin's stealing the spotlight, and even Larry's Italian charm is overshadowing your drama. Those memes aren't helping. Almost ten memes of you crying that night has surfaced, including one with a thundercloud hovering over your head." Chelsea's anxiety spiked. Being meme-ified meant you were either ridiculously silly or famously notorious. Chelsea knew he'd become a meme for both reasons.

he said violently to me as he slowly rose up, hissing from the pain in his body, and looked at me intently, as if he was mystified by what I was asking him to do. "HAKDOG," my mouth fell wide open, not because of Mino's odd statement, even though his lips didn't open, but because I confirmed my suspicion. Why am I able to read his mind? GLOSSARY (FOR NON-FILIPINO READERS) HAKDOG- it is a slang for the word HOTDOG, a nonsensical meme expression, usually in response to "ha?" to make fun of whatever their responding to. In the Philippines, it's a part of a memeable phrase, "Ha? Hakdog", usually said in a sarcastic way especially fired at someone who doesn't understand or hear what you've said.

What about their illegitimate desires? 'UGH! AHHHHHHH!' I chug a vase on the opposite wall. Another antique item ceases to exist. #Thomasdodgesthedog #Supremestumbles #LacklusterLuna #HighshyLuna #Ladiesinaction #futureleadersmyass

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d