Another One Bites The Dust Memes Novels & Stories

“Ready Meme” “Ready bitch, let’s do this”, she says. Gabe and Spin get close enough for us to grab ahold of each other, and as Meme grabs my shoulders, I poke at her gut, causing her to giggle profusely and lose her balance before she falls backward off of Gabe’s shoulders and into the water.

Her thumb hovered over the call button. And then she stopped. Because in her mind, unbidden, came the memory of marble beneath her palms, a body that didn't move, the words "it wasn't supposed to happen" tearing out of her before she even understood what she was saying. She remembered the sound the room made afterward — not silence, exactly, but the absence of every sound a person makes when they're alive. She remembered running. She remembered years of waking up at 3 a.m. with that image behind her eyes.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

I growled again. "Open fire!" The command was given and it had to be obeyed, I knew what would come after. If only would listen for once, even from a distance I could hear the pumping of their blood, I could smell it and even taste it already, I remembered how sweet and salty it was, I remembered how warm and thick it felt on my tongue, I could recall how filled and satisfied I was after I drank; with just one sip I was addicted... How could I hold myself back from taking another sip, another bite, when the world couldn't stop me how I could stop myself when I knew not what I had become.

HE IS BITING HIS KNUCKLES, SHAKING WIT LAUGHTER. Cereal_killer I...I...DAMN! I CAN'T DO THIS, LMAO. ANNABELLE REMINDED ME OF ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle ... I_pooped WAIT, WE GOTCHA. TRANSLATION: ANNABETH REMINDED HIM OF THE MOVIE ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle OKAY, GOT IT. OMG, STOP LAUGHING, YOU ARE DISTURBING THE TABLE. The_real_prince_charming OOF, GUYS, DON'T MIND ANNA. CONTINUE.

she says I hear one of the groups going through a song and my head slightly bobs to the song listening to the tune and grimacing when I hear 3 wrong notes until they are done. "Are you done?" Death asks "Done with what?" My eyebrows furrow "Well all I was hearing was 'Wrong note, a wrong note, wrong note'," he says "If you would get out of my head, you wouldn't, smart ass," I tell him "I didn't know you like music," Demeter turns to me, bringing all the Goddess' attention to me "You met me like 40 minutes ago," I roll my eyes jokingly "So?" She asks with a giggle a chuckle leaves my lips, "I'm majoring in music while in college,"

"Cat got your tongue, Valerie. Don't worry, I'll remind you. That night, you took a blade and slit your own wrist. You craved death being it yourself and your blood called your family. The demons that attacked your mother, It was you, Valerie. It was always you." I dropped to my knees. The memories that took me years of healing to let go of came back all at once. My body burned and when I say this I meant I was on fire. I looked up to see Lilith satisfied, This must have been what she wanted. I managed to make out her last words, "Monsters don't get saved." The whole scenery became brash, my vision blurred. I fell to the ground, my head pulsing and my heavy lids clamped shut. Then screams fo

Don't kill my star. Dani: Damn, probably shouldn't have added arsenic to his eggs this morning. Oh well, we'll always have that one kiss. Jay: Ha ha. And if he kisses you again, you bite his lip, love. Dani: As in a love bite? Jay: As in bite it off, spit it out, run like hell, and let me finish him off. Dani: Thanks, Dad. I gasped as I realized through blurry eyes what I'd just typed. Jay's text back was immediate.

Just sharp enough to cut through everything. “I found it.” No one reacted at first. Then every head turned. Alex was already pointing at one of the screens. A single meme post. Simple. Fast. Easy to ignore. Exactly the kind of thing most adults would scroll past without thought. It was a two-panel format. How it started / How it’s going. Several analysts frowned. One looked offended that this was what had stopped the room. I stepped closer. Then my breath caught. The first image showed the full teen team on a ferry.

Then the laughter ripped through the air, taunting my ears. “Ignore them.” I said to myself. Easier said than done, Valeria. I forced my attention to my phone, scrolling mindlessly, pretending none of this mattered. I shouldn’t have looked. Because the second I did, the screen slapped me with something that made my stomach drop. A meme. Not just any meme, me, Zane, and Landon photoshopped into a disgusting threesome, covered in crude stickers and comments. My heart throbbed with pain, my fingers visibly shaking.