Cut the Saint, Keep the Life
My older sister, Scarlet Dawson, is an absolute saint with a savior complex.
When the apocalyptic heatwave hits us, she gives out water to our neighbors, food to strangers, and even invites her boyfriend's entire family to live with us.
When our supplies are finally depleted, Scarlet actually considers selling me off to a perverted old man in exchange for supplies to look after her boyfriend, Marcus Crosby.
I promptly pull out my stun gun and knock her unconscious. Then, I hand her straight to the perverted old man instead.
I go back to my villa, where the temperature is constantly kept at 60°F, and enjoy a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream under the air conditioning.
Not only that, but my villa is stocked with enough supplies to last me for the next few decades!