Aquarius Memes Novels & Stories

said Gemini Erianto with his slightly upset fashion. “They’re still your twin brothers, Min Min Darling… No matter how bad or disappointing they are…” uttered Cindy Zita gently. “Yeah, I know… Yet sometimes, they can be really out of order. They also often quarrel with Grandpa and Grandma, particularly Grandpa. Grandpa often reprimands and scolds them, especially Aquarius.” “Actually Aquarius is a gentle, soft, and kind-hearted man, Min Min Darling… Just don’t make him angry though…” Cindy Zita was seen holding out her smile.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

The small pan hissed softly as the oil heated, the sharp scent of roughly crushed garlic already filling the kitchen before I realized I was humming. Fuck. A Shakira song. Wildly off-brand for this morning’s mood, which had gone to hell at five twelve a.m. sharp, when Arsen, the technological bastard I’ve called my enemy since we were both fermenting in Mama’s womb, spammed my W******p with fifteen random memes and one AI-generated video of Harry Potter lip-syncing a reggaeton song.

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

She was having fun watching them and figured she might as well join them. "You look stupid, uncle Ares," Astraea said, and laughed. "Are you sure there's an emoticon like that? Maybe you're just inventing it," Selene said, and she was annoyed already. "You know what, you have so much complaining. Can you just guess it? " Ares said, and sighed. It was obvious on his face that he was already tired of what he was doing. "Is it a rolling eyes emoticon?" Astraea said, trying her best to guess it while the two were still arguing.

Ton said, checking his camera's battery one last time. Miki Izawa, a ghost-hunting YouTuber, was live-streaming to her nearly one million followers. "Hey, everyone! Today, Miki is going to explore a new aquarium that just opened!" Her cheerful voice echoed through her bedroom, which was filled with content creation equipment.

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“Now move!” Aquarius smiled, then raised his jug high and shouted, “Love’s Blizzard!” A storm of snow erupted around us, sharp as glass in the wind, tearing through the air as it poured from his water bearer’s jug. Aquarius stepped forward, unfazed, striding straight through the blizzard he had unleashed just for us. “You will worship my eternal love,” Aquarius said, his voice calm and terrible. “It is a winter’s kiss of devotion. Are you devoted to my love yet?”