Austin Powers Quotes Novels & Stories

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

“ Walk away, leave his life forever, just go far away from Austin, never come back to new York and be happy” “ Why would you want me to leave Austin, I pose no threat to him” “ Let me be the judge of that! Imagine what your life will be, you get to meet new people, do whatever you wish, fall in love….” “ Is these some kind of a test, did Austin ask you to say all these trash to me cause seriously am not getting where these is coming from” “ Austin must not know about this conversation I had with you, whether you accept or not, it has to be a secret”

I say, grateful an actual sentence came out of my mouth this time. "None of your damn business. Just know that I have a fucking gash on my face, stitch it up or whatever you need to do, hand me my baby Tylenol that you will probably prescribe me, and release me, I got shit to do." Austin says. He may be beautiful on the outside, but his personality is that of a boar. If he thinks I'm going to let him get away with talking to me that way, he has another thing coming.

It shows I wasn't able to fight them off or come up with a plan sooner. It shows you are a Luna; I actually jump at the sound of everyone's voice in my head. It's going to take a lot of getting used to having everyone's voices in my head. "It's cute that you thought they would hate you" Austin says coming up behind me. "I'm not cute. I can kick your butt any time" I reply, looking up at him as he circles my waist with his arms. At my words, everyone chuckles and goes back to their previous conversations.

Donald lectured. "And you you're what?. You've always had eyes for Charlotte even when your dick chooses Shantel, your heart and head still chooses Charlotte, though I wonder if you won't have a second child with Charlotte because restraining yourself is what you're very terrible at" Austin taunted and ran off.

Austin smirks. " Yes, clearly, and I will complain if you don't let me go," Faith warns. "How naive you are, " Austin laughs at her. "Don't you dare to laugh, " she let out and her eyes got filled with tears. Austin shuts his mouth and looks deep into her eyes. " Don't cry," he said, but tears fall. "So what do you think, what should I do, laugh, swing in happiness?" She asks. "No, I wouldn't say that", He said.

It was one of the reasons I held him in high regard – he was always there to take care of things. A heavy silence enveloped us, and then Austin's voice broke through. "They insulted me, saying I've got no life, that I'm worthless and destined to be alone just because I intervened when those guys were attacking a girl," he chuckled mirthlessly, taking another swig from his bottle.

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

“What? That’s not how calling in sick works, Stanley? You can’t call in sick in advance. You have to wait and call in sick on that day. Preferably that morning.” “I know, but why wait and call them then when I can do it now and save them the trouble of buying groceries and stuff?” “That’s why you call earlier in the day, dummy.” “The only dummy here is you, pervert.” “I’m not a dummy, pervert.” There’s a pause where we all look at Austin. “Don’t you mean, 'I’m not a pervert, dummy’?” I ask. “Way to prove that you are a dummy, dumb pervert.”

Carter was going to stay here, but it wasn't her place to say whether he should stay or not, and besides no one was asking her for input. “Austin, my boy. Even after all these years and time have passed, you have steadfastly refused to call me grandpa like I want you to ask you to do. I guess the saying that you can take a horse to the water but you can't force it to drink is true, after all.” Mr. Carter joked. “Uh…” Austin began and then trailed off. It was clear that he did not know what to say to that. Christina knew what was coming next and she wasn’t surprised when it did.