Austin Powers Quotes Novels & Stories

Austin laughs hard. "Wow, that was a lot of fucks." I roll my eyes, but can't help but laugh. "Seriously? That's what you got out of all of that?" "That's not the only thing I got out of all of that." Austin says smirking. I huff. "What did you get out of it then?" "I found out, you are extremely cute when you are pissed off at someone that isn't me." I laugh. "You are a dick."

"Nothing, just feeling tired a little." "Wow, this is the first time hearing Ruby is tired." I rolled my eyes. "You’re exaggerating. I may be a mafia puppet but I’m still human too." "Right. So wanna spare?" I stop what I'm doing and turned to a smirking Austin. "Are you sure? Cause the last time we spare, I almost broke your hand." My lips curl up to a smirk. He rolled his eyes. "That was a long time ago. Now, I’m stronger than you."

He has a lot going on in his head right now. "You look like dad." I say pointing at his body. "That a compliment?" "Fuck no. I hated when he did the dad stance before telling me to make sure I wrap it up before soaking it in." Austin laughs and sits down next to me, arms still crossed. "Fuck, I forgot all about dad doing that. Remember his random train of thoughts. Like never leave glass plates out when an enemy is coming over?" This time I join him in l the laugh and when we catch our breaths I lean my neck back and look at the ceiling.

“I have no idea how much longer I can stay awake like this.” “You’re going to be okay!” Austin uttered. However, he could not even convince himself of his own words.

Austin face palmed in frustration. "Look, just remember that don't be tricked by some bad guy. We need you to be happy and we need to be saved. And remember don't fall in love with any of us. That's for your own good so when we leave or you'll get tricked it won't hurt so much," Austin said trying to convince the stupid girl. "Everything that falls break so I'm not falling but I will love but don't worry, it's impossible for me to love," Chassy replied. She laughed sarcastically then mumbled, "love, that absurd thing."

♡ Mia's pov ♡ "You know, sometimes I think you're some kind of alien," Austin suddenly says, jumping on the couch. I raise a brow, walking around the couch to plant my hands on my hips in front of him. "Feet off the couch Austin. And what do you mean, you think I am an alien?" I raised a brow when he groans, reluctant to remove his feet off the couch. "I mean, have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? An alien I tell you. You can no doubt pass for one!"