Poisoned by Love, Cured by Another Man
My wife, Evanna Johnson, is cursed with a love hex. She needs to bed a man in order to dispel the hex's effects.
I'm overrun by anxiety and panic, and yet Evanna refuses to let me help her out. Instead, she rushes into her male best friend, Clay Armstrong's arms.
Evanna tells me, "It's not that I don't believe you. Getting hexed is no child's play. Besides, Clay and I work better together.
"A polished, well-raised man such as yourself won't understand the matters of the military."
Just like that, I'm forced to listen to Evanna's unbridled moans the whole night outside the room.
Later on, I decide to divorce her. But she tugs at my sleeve while begging me to return to her.