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"Do you know what I was thinking when I made the plan? I thought I could kill them, but... I also thought it was too easy; I want to make it harder for them little by little until they can't get up again; I want to see how they suffer, how they live in hell, and how they can live in darkness." Sheena chuckled and shook her head. "I've spent my entire life living in darkness; there's no light, and no one can help, so I promised myself that one day I'd come out of the darkness, and my wish has come true." Sheena sipped her drink and smiled. "In her last letter, Mother Esme told me to seek the light of hope, and that's you." She looked at Gaze, who was just listening to her. "You are my light,

GRAY POV Everywhere became so boring after the boys left to get laid, Of course, I'm always the one left,I'm always busy with the Mafia business which I love doing the most. All the renumeration I've been receiving including other juicy benefits are always untouched, Enea do tease me for being the most uninteresting one among the boys. I grabbed my glass of wine and walked to the bathroom, I eased myself and stepped out, Surprisingly, I saw the new manager, scolding one of the workers, Abusing her obviously. I walked up to them and was about to slap her, I grabbed her hand immediately and glared at her. "Enea"she called sweetly and glared at the girl.

The rink along her finger taps about on the wooden, outer exterior. The larger man finds himself in the public library. The establishment is made with countless bookshelves that are on their last leg. It seems that they only stand up out of the will of defiance rather than curiosity about the creature’s knowledge. Among all the peasants that are reading, some are ripping pages out of the book and eating the paper, though these people are poor and few and far between, Garth is still able to beam his eyes around the community and spot them, though he doesn’t say anything. Instead, his right-hand reaches to the top of one of the bookshelves. The top shelves are home to books that have not been

" The lights dimmed, and the party turned into a lively dance floor. While Luna felt unsure about dancing, Eva joined in, moving gracefully. A waiter approached and offered her a drink, but suddenly creating an unexpected mishap, an accidental collision amidst the energetic dancing crowd caused the drink to splash on her hand and dress." "Hey, are you mad?" she screamed loudly, but the loud music drowned out her voice. The waiter, offering a simple apology with a smile, left the scene. Shaking her head, she muttered, "He's a jerk, even though he made a mistake, and he's smiling. Weird." She went to the counter and asked, "Where's the bathroom?"

he says quietly, almost as if he’s talking out loud to himself. “I like hot showers.” “I know.” “I like them better when they’re with you.” He smiles. “Now we’ll have to find a reason to get dirty tonight. Have any more bodies to bury?” “God, no,” I laugh. “Why, do you?” “Not today.” “Good.” We go into my bedroom, and Lucas lounges on the bed with one of my romance novels while I get dressed. The heat of the day is hanging onto the night, so I put on a short black skirt and a red crop top.

We got closer to the stables, and there they were, staring at me as I approached them. Korran's eyes were fiercely on me, somewhat apologetic, not that he was about to recite an apology for trying to kill me. Fenrik stared at me, like trying to figure out a puzzle. Something told me it was about last night. And Zarek's, warm as ever. It dawned on me that out of the three Lycan Kings, I liked him the most, and Korran the least. I could not quite put where my emotions lay with Fenrik. Something was off about him, but I was drawn to him the most, which was weird.

GABRIELLA “What’s so funny?” The words come out sharper than I mean them to, but their laughter grates against my skin until I can’t take it anymore. Nicole is still laughing, her hand pressed to her stomach as if I just delivered the punchline of a joke. Lisa’s cheeks are pink, her eyes shining as she wipes a tear away. “Oh, come on, Gabby,” Lisa says between little bursts of giggles. “An assassination attempt? Really? This was the lie you came up with?”

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With two claps of my hands, the lights went off and I languidly slipped under the covers and searched for the e-book version of the steamiest romance novel my mind has ever had to process. I often sought solace in the comforting umbra of these silent walls. I discovered at a very tender age that the dark is your companion when you do not want to be haunted by knowing. I did not want to know the truth, or what I feared to be the truth, so I ran into the welcoming arms of darkness and explicitly narrated sexual endeavours between a young woman and an older man who both know what kind of service their bodies need. As I scrolled through the page and allowed my imagination to take care of the res

They held my funeral on a drizzly day. Francis stood by the grave, decked out in a black suit, black umbrella in hand, his face a mask of nothing. The casket was sealed tight. After a fall from the 18th floor, there was not much left to show, and not even the mortician could work miracles. Nora was at his side in a black dress, her sobs barely a whisper. Bernard loomed nearby, his expression dark as storm clouds. The rest of the clans had shown up, pretending to grieve, but really, they were all watching to see if the Davis family would crumble, if Francis would break.