Best Dark Comedy Novels Novels & Stories

Why would you like a character just because he is stupid? "I prefer Han Daewi. He is very cool to begin with" Sharon said "I think I like the long nosed guy....so sad he died" Austin became sober pouted..... He chewed popcorn Everyone became sorry for him "I was, actually looking out for the nurses, the nurses are sexy...." Trey said rubbing his palms and I face palmed "Ashawo...mtchwwww" Zee said with a long hiss "People are saying something important, your own is always to the left" Zubby said and laughter filled the room again

She was glad to see he was able to project humor into the situation and ease the panic that could have easily mounted as the reality of the severity of their situation set in. Renewed howling outside brought all chuckling to a halt. Brandon ran to the window while Dennis turned gray. Maggie ran to her shelf of books, returned the book-marked medicines and pulled down one labeled ‘spells’. The spell book opened on its own when Tara pushed Maggie out of her way. The image of her great grandmother grew stronger as Maggie watched Tara run her finger down the page until she found the section she searched for. She tapped the page lightly and swung the book toward Maggie, so she could read the p

The cracks never opened so much in my soul and my gnawed heart never felt so much pressure than now. “I don't know why you start crying, be thankful that you're still breathing. “Maybe it's better to die. “You don't want to die, Luna. “She states with sarcasm. I don't answer him. He is an idiot, a fucking rapist and murderer. It is all that and other adjectives that define a macabre being. “Despite being inexperienced, I had a good time,” he says deliberately.

“Lies! He takes longer showers than I do. Claims it’s ‘thinking time.’” The audience laughed. Jada: “Biggest pet peeve?” Marlene: “He leaves coffee mugs everywhere.” Me: “She steals my hoodies and never gives them back.” More laughter followed from the audience. Jada: “Dream vacation?” Both of us, at the same time: “Anywhere quiet.” The crowd went “aww” again. Last question: “What’s next for you two?” Marlene looked at me, eyes soft. “Building a life,” she said simply. “The one we want. Not the one anyone else expects.”

Then, with purpose, I tossed it into the trash can. The sharp, hollow clink of metal hitting the bottom echoed through the quiet night. The wind brushed against me, its chill settling over my skin. I looked out over the night view, where even the dimmest stars held a faint trace of light. Then, I turned and stepped back inside, closing the door behind me. In that moment, I felt a stillness I had never known. Everything in the past had finally fallen with the stars into endless darkness. And ahead of me, there lay countless possibilities that I could explore one by one.

Christophe whipped back with sarcasm. “That’s a good idea,” Lara slung back at him bitterly. “And maybe if you’re very lucky you can find a whore in the bar because clearly, that’s the only kind of woman you’re accustomed to!” she completed with the shrill edge of hysteria in her shaking voice. An electrifying silence fell. Christophe dropped her arm as though she had burned him. Beneath Lara’s distraught gaze, he had tautened. Dark color had highlighted his blunt cheekbones.

He didn’t want another comedy audience. “Yeah.” Daniel replied. “it just happened all of a sudden. One minute, we are watching a movie and before we know it, time has passed away. The movie was awesome.” “Which one?” Jake asked. “The ghost and the darkness..” Daniel began. “Seriously? That movie is old school.” Jake interrupted “ You haven’t watched it before?” “ No.” Daniel lied. Truth be told, he had watched it a long time ago but he needed that lie to make his other lie look convincing. He sighed inwardly as he remembered that saying. If you tell a lie, you’ll need another lie to cover that one up.

HIS DARKEST SECRETS CHAPTER 47 ***** Oliver was curled up on the bed when the door to his room was jammed open as if there was a war and he jumped immediately and his, thinking it was another wolf that was already to attack. He sighed in relief when he saw his friends and slowly went back to lie down. "Are you for real dude, what was that for?" Ray asked, muffling his laughter.

He would ruin my mood. After dinner, I went to my cabin to rest but I woke up in the middle of the night. I couldn't sleep again so I just decided to go up on the top deck and get some fresh air. I hold onto the railings and stared at the dark sea in front. Even with the moonlight, the sea is still so dark. It looks so calm on the surface but who knows what are the dangers awaiting beneath it. Even if it's dangerous, I couldn't help but adore it. I wonder how Helion will kill me? Because if I will make the choice, I rather be drowned in such a wonderful sea. Dying under waters is everyone's horror, but for me I think it's a lot more noble. After all, dying in the place you love is better.

After three days We had to drug him and move him to the warehouse we got to be on the safer side but we didn’t want him to know so we put a mixture of pills together and put it in his last drink of the night once we knew he was knocked out for sure we tied his hands and feet then picked him up and put him in the truck The warehouse had a lot more space we were able to put a bed in and bolt it to the floor a table that had chains and a chair that was made the same way Now we have a name and I have to do research to find the other guy I took my time torturing the first guy I don’t think anyone would ever recognize him after this so I thought I would skin him alive burning his flesh every day f