Best Rap Lines To Roast Someone Novels & Stories

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

“The Fast and the Furious is a cinematic masterpiece.” He groaned. “Oh god. I’ve made a huge mistake.” “You’ll learn to love it. Or at least tolerate it while I quote every single line.” “That sounds like a threat.” “It is,” I said, raising my glass. “Cheers to threats.” He clinked his against mine. “Cheers to terrible taste.”

His voice cracked, but the madness in it was undeniable. “I AM CALLOWAY! DO YOU HEAR ME? I BUILT EMPIRES WHILE YOU WERE STILL CRAWLING AT YOUR MOTHER’S FEET! PEOPLE LIKE ME DON’T ROT IN CELLS. WE OWN THE PEOPLE WHO BUILD THEM!” His words still echoed down the corridor, wild, unrestrained, it sounded like it came from the throat of a mad man. “I’M UNTOUCHABLE! DO YOU HEAR ME? UNTOUCHABLE!” The veins in his neck bulged, his face red and slick with sweat as he smashed himself against the bars like a man possessed.

“Pull off your clothes till you get stark naked to enjoy my sweet punishment.” “Urghh?”

Let's hear it.” She said, “I’ve never met someone who looks like a square. I’ve never met someone that looks like he has roaches just living all up in his house. I’ve never met someone who looks like he doesn’t own a bar of soap. Like, are you scared of the water? You scared of getting wet? Afraid of showers? Get your Grinch Who Stole Christmas, can not compute, no muscles, I need my glasses behind out of here.” He burst out into laughter saying, “No one has ever said anything like that to me…” She said, “Well more people should.” He slowed the car, coming to a complete stop and parking it. She asked, “Why did we stop?” He said, “We’re here. Maybe you should learn to pay attention to your s

To avoid getting caught up in it, many streamers quit. I ate fruit as I watched everything on my phone. I was enjoying the show completely. A big empire could crumble fast. Besides, Flourish was already on shaky ground. “Xandra!” Tyler shouted and stormed in. He was fuming with anger. His hair was a mess, and his beard was unshaven. His suit was all wrinkled, and he did not look anything like his usual polished self. “You witch!” He then raised his hand to slap me.

“Bad management and unoriginal dialogue. You guys really need HR.” They lunged. --- The Roast Fight Wolf #1: lunged straight at my throat, sloppy. I ducked, stabbed his ear. He howled. “Oh nooo, your ear modeling career is ruined! Guess you’ll never be on the cover of Pointy Ears Weekly.” Wolf #2: came low for my legs. I kicked him in the jaw, teeth clacked. “Ouch! Somebody’s gonna need dentures. Good luck explaining that to your wolf dentist—oh wait, you don’t have one.”

It angered me so much, I wanted to give them a taste of their own medicine. "Hey rejects!" I instantly grab their attention. "You think it's funny to laugh at mates, where're yours then, huh?" Some of them stopped laughing, they were taken back at my remark. I continue. "There's a reason you're all rogues who don't have a place to call home and are living like shit. Think about that you fucking dipshits." And I top it off with the classic double flipping them off and a smug look.

I didn’t even register their protests. “Do you ever think back to another time? Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind? Do you ever want to lead a long trail of destruction And mow down any bullshit that confronts you? Do you ever build up all the small things in your head To make one problem that adds up to nothing To me it's nothing To me it's nothing To me it's nothing” I made them bow with me, and nearly fell over. “Thank you!” I shouted. “Who wants to hear more from the school slut?” I asked into the mic.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”