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"Don't deny it. You want it." Killian said to me, stroking the nape of my neck with his thumb. His face is so close to mine and I forgot to breathe. I gasped when he pushed my dress higher, revealing my thighs to him and let his hands rest between my thighs. I tilted my head to the side to avoid his lustful gaze, penetrating deep into my soul. "Your body craves it." He said, firing kisses down my neck till his lips touched my hard, naked nipples. That sent shivers down my spine. My body erupted with goosebumps and I exhaled sharply. I want to speak, but I can't. He has that much effect on me. His tongue played with my nipples and I mewled. That felt so good. "You want me as much as I want you." He whispered with his lips pressed on my skin. I shouldn't be doing this. I know I should stay away from this man but how can I when he invades my thoughts daily? When he's the only one my body wants. It's frustrating because no matter how hard I try, I can't say no to him. And I am this close to making the worst mistake of my life. I swallowed, trying to fathom the words out.His fingers brushed my core and I jerked forward, pressing my body on his. "I don't want you." "You're lying." He said, playing with the strap of my thong with a lazy finger. My eyes rolled back in my socket with pleasure. I am lying but he's making it so hard. "We shouldn't be doing this, Killian." Killian? Do I really have the right to call him that? "Give me one reason why and I won't touch you." "Because you're my best friend's Fiance."

In the wake of a tumultuous breakup, she finds an unexpected ally in her ex-boyfriend's wealthy and enigmatic uncle. As she navigates the complexities of post-relationship chaos, the uncle's incredible generosity thrusts her into a world of luxury and indulgence. Amidst the glittering façade, she must grapple with newfound desires, unanticipated challenges, and the blurry lines between gratitude and independence. In this tale of unexpected alliances, she discovers that the path to self-discovery is sometimes paved with surprises and silver spoons.

Astrid Naomi Wadler only loved one person. And that is Leviticus Galford. But after one unfortunate night she found out the real Leviticus Galford. Behind his handsome and innocent face there is hiding inside it. The man she adored and desire is a man who breaks the million hearts of the girls around him! But when she was about to forget Levi it was the time where the man always appear beside her...playing with her...tempting her...and trying to burn her. Will she ever survive the fire that Levi brought her? What if that fire slowly turned into something more precise?

คนสองคนที่เป็นเพื่อนกันมา20ปี และยังคงสถานะการเป็นเพื่อนไว้ จะทำยังไงกันดีหากอีกคนความรู้สึกเปลี่ยนไป หวานตาเริ่มมีความรัก จนทำให้ตัวเองห่างเหินจากเพื่อน จวบจนวันหนึ่ง ความรักที่ตัวเองทึกทักไปเองจบลง หวานตารู้สึกเคว้งคว้าง เธอหันมาปรึกษาเพื่อนlสนิท ภูมิเป็นที่ปรึกษาที่ดี เขาช่วยให้เธอรู้สึกดีขึ้น แต่แล้ว...ไอ้ความรู้สึกแปลกๆ ที่เกิดขึ้น ตอนที่ภูมิมีผู้หญิงมาสนใจนี่ล่ะ มันคืออะไรอีกหะ? หวานตาไม่ใคร่เข้าใจตัวเองนักหรอก เธอไม่พอใจอะไร? หากเพื่อนของเธอจะทดลองมีความรักบ้าง... แต่มันเป็นเพราะเธอ...รัก เพื่อนที่ยังคงเป็นเพื่อนอยู่นั่นเอง เธอจะจัดการอย่างไรกับความรู้สึกที่เกิดขึ้น ครั้นจะบอกภูมิตรงๆ เธอก็กลัวว่าความเป็นเพื่อนที่มีมายาวนานจะจบลง หากในอนาคต ไม่มีภูมิในชีวิต หวานตาแน่ใจ...เธอคงเฟลไปตลอดชีวิตเหมือนกัน เมื่อเพื่อนเริ่มมีผู้หญิงมาสนใจ หวานตาเริ่มเสียเซลฟ์ เธอไม่ใช่คนสำคัญอันดับหนึ่งของภูมิอีกต่อไปแล้ว เธอเลยรีบมูฟออนออกมาจากจุดที่เคยอยู่ประจำ เธอไม่อยากเป็นแค่เพื่อน...แต่อยากเป็นคนสำคัญของเขา

Stefan Salvatore, the youngest grandson of the largest and most well-known conglomerate—Divina Salvatore of the Salvatore Group of Companies—was the only survivor of the family's car accident ten years ago. Divina devotes her entire attention to his grandson, Stefan, to ensure that he is capable of running the company and carrying on Salvatore's bloodline. Stefan, on the other hand, is opposed to the idea of marriage and prefers to live his life as a bachelor. However, an unexpected turn of events occurred when he awoke in his bed completely naked and with a girl on his arms, which was witnessed by her grandmother. With that, his single life came to an end, and he was forced to marry that girl.

Because of miserable life they experience. The three persons will meet each other.Ang pagtatagpo nilang tatlo ay may mabubuong pagkakaibigan dito at hindi lamang iyon.Paglalaruan sila ng tadhana kung hanggang saan lamang ba ang pagkakaibigan nila.Mananatili ba ang pagtitiwala, pag-iintindi, pagtanggap, pananalig sa Diyos, pagmamahal at ang kanilang pagkakaibigan?O mauuwi lamang sa pagkawasak?

"Run Athena, run!" the arrogant voice I can hear all over the place. "Or else I devour you. Make you mine. Only Mine. I don't care if you don't love me back. You have no choice. I choose you to be mine!" I run but only the monster voice approaching me. I scream for a help but only his demonic laugh I can hear. Until I stumble. I am about to raise again in my foot but as I lifted my gazed, he was standing in front of me. "I have three words for you. This is only your option. COME WITH ME." @Death Wish Cover is not mine, all respect and praise to the owner. You may also read my other novels: Taming the Dangerous CEO The Devilish Billionaire Fated to Marry the Devil Thank you so much and Enjoy!

Si Mikaela ay inampon ng isang misteryosong lalaki noong siya ay bata pa. Ngunit paano kung ang inaakala niyang mysterious daddy ay hindi pa matanda taliwas sa ini-imagine niya? Paano kung umibig siya sa lalaki unang beses pa lang niya itong nakita? Paano rin kung ang taong kaniyang iniibig ay may masama palang intensiyon sa kaniya?

Celestia Quinn Vircacel came from a wealthy family. She had an almost perfect life, not until her father's new girlfriend came into their lives. Since then, her life was controlled and she was deprived of freedom.Her father became strict with her, thanks to the influence of his new woman. But that wasn't the worst part. She learned that her father arranged for her to marry someone she didn't know! She would never live her life being controlled like a robot, and she would never marry a man she did not love, let alone a complete stranger! Thus, she decided to run away. Unfortunately, her father learned about this and stopped her. He made a deal that if she would agree to sign the marriage contract, he would allow her to live her life away from their house; otherwise, she stays and lives with her father's controlling girlfriend for life. The proposition was like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea, but she had to choose one and she chose freedom. Hence, she blindly signed the marriage contract and left the house. She made her way to a place called ‘Punto Sierra’, and there she met Wayde Amadeus; a strikingly gorgeous man who offered his rented house for her to stay in. His kindness urged her to accept his offer; she stayed and planned for the future. But unbeknownst to her... Wayde was actually not the man she thought him to be.

Zyle Castillo was raised to become a gentleman. He used to work as a courier of a post office when his path crossed to the thin, clumsy yet gorgeous woman named Arila Collins. Their interests will brought them together until the small spark ignite into a sweet, fiery fire. But the summer was soon to end and there are things that hadn't been discussed yet. They need to do things fast, before it's too late. Before all they can do is to regret and ask what ifs. Or maybe it's just another summer love.