Best Tagalog Jokes

Paulyn is his best friend's daughter. She's off-limits. Alfredo doesn't want to be tempted. He can't be tempted. That's why he keeps his distance from her. He tries to avoid her and stay away. But every time he moves away, every time he avoids her, it seems like the girl's desire to get closer to him, to get his attention, only grows stronger. She wanted him to give in. She wanted him to submit himself. And as time goes on, he feels like she's gradually getting him. He's gradually falling for her charm. Paulyn is a walking temptation. A sexy vixen that could awaken every man's sexual fantasies and he is not an exception to that.

"Arch your back Arielle, let me see that fresh little pussy of yours" Aiden groaned beneath my legs, while Ryan chuckled in my ears, biting and teasing my earlobes, "Show us that fresh little pussy, Ari" And I did, I arched my back, baring myself in the presence of my two Alpha mates. *** I was secretly in love with my best friend, Aiden. But it was impossible, we were forbidden. He's the Alpha prince and would soon find his mate. And me, I'm a lowly omega. My parents are workers for the Alpha. And I was no match for Lauren. The school's queen bee who was obsessed with Aiden. She was everything I wasn't. Nor was I a match for Ariana, my twin sister who Aiden seemed to have a liking for. I would kill my feelings for him and get over him, moreover I needed to find a mate soon. Once the bond happens, I would lose every feelings I had for my best friend. That was what I thought till we found out we were each other's mates. And not just his mate, his's too. My other best friend, Ryan. I was his mate too. And when I found out I wasn't no ordinary wolf, What would I do? An ordinary Omega torn between two Alpha Mates, what do I do?

Ang pagmamahal ng isang ina ay hindi masusukat ng ruler. Buhay ang mawawala ang magiging kapalit naman nito ang buhay ng nasa sinapupunan niya. Isang gagawin ang lahat para sa anak. Being a mother can be tough, but always remember in the eyes of your child, no one does it better than you. Even when her soul is tired, I will always find strength for her children. Motherhood is amazing. And then it is really hard. And then it is incredible. And then it is everything in between. So, hold onto the good, breathe through the bad, and welcome the wildest and most wonderful ride of our life. Ang pagmamahal ng isang anak sa magulang ay may hanganan kapag ang tiwalang pinagka-loob...nasira... Ang pangungulila ng isang anak sa magulang ay may mga tanungan na gustong masagot. A daughter's love is one of a father's true joys. The love of a daughter for her father is second to none. The mother was her role model before she even knew what that word was. The mother’s love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of the greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in her children. Ang isang pagmamahal ng ama ay walang pinipiling panahon para makasama ang pamilya na gusto niyang mabuo. Fathers are the first friend you make and the last love of your life. A father's love is eternal and without end. The happiness of his, is their children. The highest honor the father could ever receive is being called father.

Si Azrianne ang tipo ng isang babae na lahat nang naisin niya gusto niyang makuha,mapabagay man ito o tao, she has that mindset than if she can't get it by money, she will get it by her charm. "If tempting you is the only way for you to love me back,then I will"

Lexus Clark Salvatore still enjoying his bachelor's life. He doesn't do love only make love. It was a hot steamy night when his father called and said he needs to marry Celeste Hara Villamore. He is just pretending at first, until he didn't notice that he's already falling. What do you think will Lexus do? Entertain his feelings? Or just go with the flow?

Nang magising si Amella mula sa matagal na pagkahimlay, natagpuan na lang niya ang kanyang sarili na walang alaala sa kanyang nakaraan. Ni-mukha niya ay bago sa kanyang mga mata. Maging ang sariling pangalan ay hindi siya pamilyar. Maging ang sarili niya hindi niya kilala. Hindi niya alam kung saan siya magsisimulang hanapin ang sarili, lalo na nang malaman niyang ikinasal na siya sa isang lalaking nagngangalang Christian. At lalong gumulo ang mundo niya nang lumitaw si Hade sa buhay niya. Ang kanyang buhay ay naging magulo at puno ng mga katanungan. Sino si Hade? Bahagi nga ba siya ng nakaraan niya? Ginugulo ng lalaki ang kanyang diwa pati na rin ang kanyang puso. "Ang Dalawang Mukha sa loob ng iisang katauhan"

As the fiancée of the Alpha's son, Selene's life seemed destined for bliss until a devastating lie shattered her world, leading to the brutal murder of her family. Consumed by grief and a thirst for revenge, she finds solace in a drunken one-night stand with her best friend—only to wake up to the shocking revelation that he's an Alpha in a larger, covert pack only posing as a spy in the pack. He offers to help her get her revenge but in return, she has to give him one year as his fake bride. What begins as a strategic alliance soon blossoms into unexpected love amidst battles against formidable enemies.

Si Clarisse Marshall ay isang magandang babae at simpleng empleyado sa isang convenience store. Siya ay may dalisay na puso, at handa siyang tumulong sa ibang tao. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay nailigtas niya ang buhay ni Michele Montserrat. She was not expecting that this mysterious man will fall deeply in love with her! However, this man has a deep, dark secret. Siya lang naman ang nag-iisang anak ng mafia lord, at ito rin ang magiging leader ng mafia organized crime group in the future. Magagawa ba niyang mahalin ang isang tulad ni Michele Montserrat?

Amelia was always the outcast, mocked for her size and ignored by everyone but Dylan Thane, the only light in her dark school life. She fell for him, of course. Who wouldn’t? But her heart shattered when Dylan, her best friend, seemed to fall for the very bully who made her life miserable. Desperate to be seen, Amelia struck a deal with a mysterious old woman for the perfect body. The new Amelia turned heads but not Dylan’s. Because he had always loved her as she was… and had never betrayed her. Now, the true cost of beauty is coming due and it’s more than she bargained for.

Si Kendra Buenavidez ay maganda, simple, masipag, matalino, madiskarte at mapagmahal sa pamilya. Ganyan inilarawan ng magulang ang sekretarya sa kanya. Hindi naman siya interesado dahil may nobya na siya. Pero hindi niya akalaing mai-inlove agad siya sa unang pagtatagpo. Unang pagkikita pa lang nila ng sekretarya ay nagkaroon agad ng apoy sa pagitan nila. Apoy na hindi na niya kayang iwasan. Pero kahit ganon, pilit niya pa ring tinatatak sa isip na mas mahal niya si Darlene, pero bakit ganon, iba ang sinasabi ng puso niya. Hanggang sa dumating ang araw na kailangan niyang pumilli. Sa pagitan ng nobya at ng dalaga...