Best Your Mom Jokes

Angela was surprised when her mom introduced her boyfriend to her one day. Akala niya matanda na ang boyfriend nito ngunit kabaliktaran ang nangyari. Her mom has a boyfriend younger than her. Mukhang ka-edad lang niya ang guwapo at hot na boyfriend ng mommy niya. Unang kita pa lang niya sa boyfriend ng mommy niya na ang pangalan ay Edward nakaramdam na siya ng kakaibang attraction. In short, na-in love siya rito. Ano'ng gagawin ni Angela na minamahal niya rin ang lalaking iniibig ng mommy niya? Ipagpapatuloy pa ba niya ang pagmamahal na nararamdaman dito? Paano kung ipagpatuloy niya ang nararamdaman na pagmamahal kay Edward? Paano kung 'yon ang maging dahilan ng pagkasira ng magandang relasyon nila ng mommy niya? Angela needs to choose between her mom and the man she loved.

Kinan, gadis belia duduk dibangku SMA. Dengan bobot 80 kg untuk seusianya, sukses membuatnya menjadi bahan bullian teman-teman di sekolahnya. Parahnya, cowok yang ditaksirnya sejak awal masuk SMA, juga ikut membulinya. Dengan tekad yang kuat, Kinan berusaha untuk mendapatkan tubuh yang ideal. Bisa kah Kinan mewujudkan impiannya??

Tracy and Anna's once unbreakable friendship is shattered when Anna caught Tracy in bed with her twin brother, Dante. As Tracy and Dante continue their secret love affair, Tracy becomes pregnant but is betrayed when Dante proposes to Ava. Heartbroken, and alone, Tracy flees to another city where she met her billionaire father whom she believed was dead. She becomes a wealthy and ruthless CEO known for breaking men's heart. Would Tracy's choice for revenge ruin her? What's the true reason behind Tracy's behaviour? Will Tracy come back and get her own pound of flesh from Dante? Or will she forgive him for his betrayal?.

Oh yeah,” she let out a strangled moan when his girth hit her spot and the sensation almost made her combust on the spot. His hand dug into her hair as he drilled into her repeatedly, letting out muffled grunts with each thrust. As she held onto his rippled muscles on his back, drawing him close, Camille knew she shouldn’t be doing this, letting her best friend’s brother use her as his personal toy when she was right in the next room, asleep and completely unaware of everything going on. *** When Camille’s roommate and best friend Lucia, invites her heartbroken older brother to their apartment for only a month to recuperate, she expects to meet a depressed, quiet and needy ex-lawyer, who lost everything after his heartbreak. However, when Camille meets the drop-dead gorgeous player with a thick British accent when he throws a party at their house, she discovers he is the complete opposite of what she imagined. What happens when Camille finds herself falling hard for the very man she swore to both herself and her best friend, to never feel that way towards. What happens when he makes it extremely difficult for her to resist him and they begin an explicit but forbidden romance without her best friend’s knowledge.

Demi mewujudkan impiannya untuk menguasai tiga dunia, Raja iblis Taeching menyerang negri kahyangan. Dia membawa banyak pasukan untuk meruntuhkan langit. Longwei, sang panglima perang kahyangan tidak tinggal diam. Dengan ribuan prajurit dirinya melawan sang iblis. Meskipun hatinya sedikit berat karena panglima dari kubu iblis adalah sahabatnya sendiri. Kesalahan pahaman yang iblis ciptakan pada kedua sahabat itu membuat keduanya saling beradu kekuatan. Hingga di titik terakhir, Longwei kalah dalam cengkraman Geming. Pada napas terakhirnya seorang wanita datang untuk membantu Longwei, Qixuang. Wanita itu menjadi penengah diantara keduanya. Mendengar penjelasan Qixuang, Geming mulai luluh. Melihat ini sang iblis tidak mau ambil resiko. Dengan kekuatan yang dia memiliki, Iblis menyerang ketiga orang tersebut. Hati Longwei hancur saat dua orang yang paling berarti dalam hidupnya menghembuskan napas terakhir di depan mata, sedangkan dia tidak dapat berbuat apapun. Alam berpihak pada Longwei, dia dapat kembali hidup di raga orang lain dan mulai menyusun rencana untuk membalaskan dendamnya. Di dalam misinya membalaskan dendam, siapa sangka dia menemukan sebuah fakta kalau di dalam tubuhnya tersimpan inti jiwa naga hitam, sebuah inti jiwa yang dapat memusnahkan sang raja Iblis. Namun, syaratnya tidaklah mudah ... mampukah Longwei memenuhi persyaratan dan menuntaskan balas dendamnya?

"I will only use you when I need to." Amanda has always hated the words of abuse from the lips of Oriaga Niel, her husband and CEO of the famous jewelry and fashion brand 'Gregorious' who married her a month ago. Amanda felt dirty and crazy, even though they had sex, but without love, they just hated each other all the time. Amanda is like a bitch that Oriaga bought for good, and the man wants revenge for Amanda's family's attitude in the past.

We have always blamed the third person who wanted to snatch another's husband whether it's in novels or in reality. But has anyone ever thought about them? How they feel after seeing the person whom she loved is happy with another person. The story contained how painful it is to see the person you love, who had promised you to grow old, was in bed with another woman. Savannah, who was so in love with Daniel and so did he, suddenly got to know he was getting married. She rushed to him to ask if it was true.. "Savvy, let's break up. You deserve better. " By saying he left from there. She was boiling due to anger, pain and sorrow.. She clenched her fists and said with a smirk, "Daniel, you can only be mine. In this life or in the next life, you can only end up with me and me Or no one. " Since she didn't get him, she would destroy him.. Reminder: the story will contain some violence, sexual assault, murder and bloody incident.

Bagaimana saat kau di buang begitu saja tanpa belas kasihan dalam keadaan hamil? Sangat menyakitkan. Debora wanita cantik dengan sejuta kenikmatan di sekelilingnya. Banyak wanita iri melihat kehidupan yang dia miliki. Namun siapa sangka di balik kehidupan yang sempurna menyimpan luka kelam. Banyak urusan yang belum tuntas. Dia menikahi Alexander Vernandes, seorang anak pengusaha kaya yang membantunya menuntaskan segalanya. Dia datang kembali demi membalaskan dendam yang masih membara, sayangnya dendam ini terkendala seorang malaikat kecil yang hadir menghalang semua. Mampukah Debora menyelesaikan dendamnya? Ataukah dia memilih untuk hidup bersama dengan damai bersama malaikat kecilnya

“You will never change.” That’s the last thing she said before she disappeared from his life. The last memories he ever had with the person that he realized he loved the most... but what can his realization do? When the tiniest bit of good memory with her was not left for him to reminisce,. But he will change. He knows he can change himself, just so she will be able to accept himself into her life once again. He will pamper her for an entire lifetime, even for the twins that she got from another man but.. Why? Why is she choosing him? Can he only look at her far afar, watching her happy with another man with the twin babies he found out as his? Will they be able to go back to the past?

Amelie had no idea that a few days ago she would give her virginity to her adopted sister's boyfriend. That night Amelie was really drunk after a really crazy reunion party. Matilda is a very good adopted sister even though she tends to be introverted. Amelie feel very grateful because Matilda and her mother have accepted Amelie presence since childhood. She don't want to hurt them at all. "Alpha Rexton, please reject me. I don't deserve to be your Luna, she is your real Luna." The wolf in her screamed, roared and howled without me paying the slightest attention. Just let her feel sick as long as it's not her family who has helped and cared for Amelie. Will Alpha Rexton reject Amelie? What if Matilda finds out that her lover is mate with her sister and that she have even given him her virginity? Will their family be okay? Keep reading Alpha Rexton, I'm Not Your True Luna to find out the heart-touching story of Amelie's life and love story.