Bill Cipher Quotes Weirdmageddon Novels & Stories

“Didn’t I tell you about the nerve toxin? If they’ve poisoned the money, I want it to kill you first.” The kid hesitated, as if considering the possibility that someone had indeed spiked the dough. He put the first two bills in his mouth with no ill effect. “Ok, now, the thirteenth bill and the last five.” He did those as well, again without keeling over or spitting blood. “This may seem crazy to you but you never know with Bridget. She’s smart. Now do the same with the airline ticket and then piss off out of my life and go back to your vida loca.”

"I checked myself." Chase sighed, "Oh yeah? It's not like I can't do it myself. We are the best I.T. Software company in Europe for a reason." "I know, sir." "Perhaps I will be swept away tonight, and all of this will prove unnecessary." "Hope springs eternal," Gabby murmured."Seriously, Gabby? I can smell the mockery in your voice." "Apology, sir."

She was having too much fun watching him squirm. "Oh my God," Bill whispered, staring at her in shock. "Hmm? What did you mean, Billy?" "I, er I was referring to my dick and meant to play with you with it as in sex of some kind, but it was just a bad joke, you know. I don't really know where to find a place with a good hotdog or anything." He looked as though he'd just been caught cheating on a test, and Chloe was having too much fun playing the role of teacher punishing her student.

“If I wanted to kill you, you’d be six feet under by now. You underestimate me too much, Lillith Hellman.” “You’ve underestimated me too,” I said with a smile, wishing he could see it. “You thought you could shut me down with what you did but here I am, still rising. You’re really pathetic, the most pathetic billionaire I have ever met. Even your worst won’t work on me.”

Just like that, he waltzes away before either of them can react to what he said. “Have you ever thought about how much of a weirdo your dad is?” “Only you can get away with calling him a weirdo. He’s so ridiculously whipped for you.” “Weirdos stick together,” She snorts. “That’s probably why. He’s been voicing my conscience these past few years. It’s creepy and annoying at the same time.” “Not as annoyingly creepy as you are.” Williams adds cheekily, earning a jab in the stomach. He grabs two margaritas from a nearby server and hands it to Ariana in surrender. “Okay, okay, truce. Drink up.”

Jackie asked as she leaned back in her office chair. “Goldman and I just had a very . . . personal conversation with Billy. I assume you knew that he was coming to my bachelor party, Jackie?” Matt asked. Jackie smiled. “I did.” “Anyway, Billy got a couple of drinks in him and he ended up telling Goldman and me about a woman he met in Mexico. He fell for her hard. He fell asleep one night thinking they were going to New York the next morning and she was gone. Never saw her again. You two know anything about that?” Matt asked.

“I… might’ve sent something back.” Silence. Then: “Bianca. Bianca West. You absolute menace.” I burst out laughing. “I know! I don’t even know who I am anymore. I didn’t even think. I just… grabbed the lacy bra, glossed my lips, and hit send. It was like an out of body experience.” Avery cackled. “Oh you’re feral now. This is your villain era. I love it. This is post funeral, post heartbreak, post emotional mess you and I’m here for it. Also, I demand to see the pic for approval purposes.”

My stomach plummeted. The reporter’s voice wavered in shock. “You’re saying Daniel West, the allegedly new Boss every employee has been singing praises about, bribed you two?” James nodded solemnly. “Yes. We were low on funds and desperate. He promised to pay each of us millions if we would spread those lies. And we took the offer.” "Impossible" the reporter scoffed but the video quickly shifted to evidences. First was a chilling audio recording of Daniel’s voice in a call with James.

I covered my forehead with my palm waiting for the goddamned music being played to fvcking end! The car moves forward a bit and stopped again. It is really going to be a long night. "Well, damnit,my speaker developed a cold feet but we got a new one in! How about we flip the pages now? Winslow Miguel! Yea,yea,we can hear your screams,our dear listeners. Who is WM? He's the first billionaire on the list which has been updated thrice in this week,but guess what?! He is still topping it! He is really like the toppings on cake that never changes!