Funny Quote Money Novels & Stories

He said to himself hugging the envelope of money as his life depended on it. “You know I have a share of that money right?" his wife asked. Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Some people got to have it Hey, Hey, Hey - some people really need it Hey, listen to me, y'all do thangs, do thangs, do thangs - bad things with it Well, you wanna do thangs, do thangs, do thangs -

"That was before I donated it all away to the university, though. Now, I'm back to being a broke-*ss again. I wasn't kidding about being broke, though. The money I have is kinda… They just turn into worthless pieces of paper in my hands, you know? I can't use them at all." "Goddamn, it's like you rich people speak a completely different language than us plebs, too. 'Money is just a bunch of worthless pieces of paper in my hands.' You do know that sounds like the grandest humble brag ever, right?" Craig quipped. "In any case, you've been promoted to becoming the leader of our pack. Not bad. I managed to befriend a billionaire's son!"

they say money doesn't buy happiness but boy does it help. I couldn’t help but laugh softly at the irony of it all. Just a few months ago, I was counting pennies, hoping I’d make it through the next day. And now I’m standing in a room full of people who are the pennies, the ones with the power, the money, the history that means something. They weren't like me, someone whose only wish was to forget the past, yet it always comes to haunt me in my nightmares, ones I didn't share with anyone, not even Love.

So I decided to consult my fellow driver and friend Johnson, his response was quite obvious as soon as I told him everything. . Johnson ➡ Jacko... I swear your Brain no dey function well... See job dey you go get cool cash you dey here dey drive? Besides from where you get that pride from? Yiu dey say you no want look cheap... My brother, nobody wet dey hustle money look cheap, in fact when money dey.. Person no dey look cheap.. I abeg go do the job jare. . Jack ➡ Johnson! You too like money.

“Little Boy, are you three years old? How can you be so naїve? This world is all about money. Money can practically do everything and it represents strength! “The rich are superior to the poor! Only poor bastards like you would say something like that—cowardly dogs barking but too afraid to bite! Laughable!”

I ask the man. He smirks, "20,000..." I raise an eyebrow at him, "Wait, 20,000 naira?" He stares at me with a disbelief expression before bursting into a loud laughter. "Hey, old man, you have a funny daughter, she thinks the money you owe is 20,000 naira, how stupid." He continues laughing and I stare at him in puzzle. What's funny? He said 20,000, didn't he? "Hey darling, it's 20,000 dollars. You can do the little math to know the amount in naira."

“I don’t want your money, Cato. I’ve never wanted your money, and I’ll never want it.” “Right.” She pressed her lips tightly together before she spoke. “Not all people are obsessed with money, Cato. Not everyone needs overwhelming security like you do. Truly happy people can have nothing and feel perfectly content. Only sad people need a billion dollars to feel secure.” “I’m worth six billion.” She rolled her eyes. “Is that supposed to impress me?” “Impresses everyone else.”

Same heavy, automated silence. "𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘓𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴." I shake my head again

Cole said with his face filled with despise, “Print money? If that’s the case, the money would come so slowly!” When he said that, everyone in the house looked at him as if he was a god. This guy was looking down on money-printing factories. What mad man was this? Jay said ominously, “Are you guys spending money like it’s false paper money burned as an offering to the dead?” Angeline burst into laughter. Jay had such a smart mouth. He could always infuriate someone so much.

"If people have money, they have to be fooled by a person like you who doesn't have a brain." "They didn't earn fifty thousand yuan through hard work, did they?"