Sweet Hole
I drew the attention of the letter to the chatty girls who by now were saying she been taken by aliens !
Girls, we got a note from her here. My soft, long fingers unfolded the letter, took a large swallow, and began to read out the letter to the girls as I stood there like I was in control of all this.
“Hi girls, thanks for coming to my birthday. It really means a lot to me. I have to nip out for a bit, but help yourself to the fizz and chill. You know my new fella well, he wanted to give me the best birthday present I could think of the other night when we were a little tipsy, and he reckoned he was the best at giving a woman head than anyone else.