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Marco Gabriel is the cold-hearted and arrogant CEO of Marc's Lux company, a man who is tormented by his past. When he hires Patricia as his personal secretary, he sees her as a sweet, innocent girl who is no threat to him or his organization. But little does he know that she is in fact a survivor- a ruthless, dark-hearted agent who will do anything to get revenge. Patricia may well be able to seduce her way to his heart but will the cost be too great ? The Seducing art of Patricia is a gripping and a compulsive thriller that will keep you up reading half the night and stay with you long after the final page is turned.

“Where are you taking me?” I whimpered as the huge wolf carried me on his shoulders. After a couple of minutes, he put me down. Before I could blink, the huge white wolf shifted before me. The man who now stood in its place was handsome, muscular… and completely naked. * * * Elaine Rutherford has spent her entire life wishing for an escape from her dysfunctional family. But when her wish is granted in the form of being offered up as a human sacrifice to an elite village of werewolves…it wasn’t exactly what she had in mind. Every leap year, Stella’s Soul receives a mortal woman from the neighbouring city of Moonburn, just beyond the wall, to bear children for the chosen werewolf. And it just so happens this year is a leap year. On the next full moon, Elaine is set to be married to the handsome werewolf billionaire, Tyler Jane Moonstorm. Despite her doubts, she still hopes that this will be a better life than she’s used to. At least that’s what she thought…

Blurb: sekuel dari Davra (Dava & Airaa) Dava dan Airaa gerah melihat tingkah putri kecilnya yang kini semakin tumbuh menjadi gadis remaja, di usianya yang kini menginjak 17 tahun. Davira begitu tergila-gila pada Haikal, teman kecil dari sang mama, Airaa. Haikal pria yang memilih tetap menjomblo hingga di usianya kini menginjak angka 42 tahun. Bujang lapuk yang masih tetap awet muda, tampan dan berkarisma. Jarak usia yang terpaut cukup jauh tentu membuat Haikal menolak cinta yang ditunjukkan Davira untuknya. Tetapi, gadis itu tak pantang menyerah untuk membuat Haikal luluh dan jatuh cinta padanya. Akankah usaha Davira mendapatkan Haikal sebagai suaminya berhasil?

Natalie Adams is not just a typical wolf. She is strong, brave, and beautiful. She has lived in the shadows for many years. She is soon going to be 18 years old and is now a senior at the Blue Moon Academy. She has never had a boyfriend and only has one friend named Evie. However, Natalie didn't realize that not just one Alpha but two desire her. Her Alpha, Christian Allen from the Starry Night Pack, wants her even if she is not his fated mate. He is determined to make her his chosen mate. Alpha Ivan Carter is from the Midnight Pack. He has had feelings for Natalie since they both started the academy years ago. He is determined to get close to her as they both begin their senior year, but Christian is hell-bent on making it impossible for him. Despite all this drama, Natalie has a past that she is unaware of. Ivan has a suspicion that there is more to Natalie than meets the eye. Her pack and others will slowly realize that Natalie is a warrior. Not even her bullies can handle her. Can Alpha Ivan dominate this energetic, bold, sexy she wolf? Read and see.

It starts with a cringy encounter. Weird and silly, but that's what sealed their path. She believes a man like him wouldn't want a single mother. Perhaps he craves her experience in sexual activity. She felt herself to have been used and not worthy of much, but he sees her as the most beautiful existence that deserves to be loved. The love, the possessive nature of a mother for her child. His heart that couldn't stand injustice. Her revenge. His support. The quest to become the woman who wouldn't be treated as trash ever again. Their hot sex. Their aim to be one happy family after all their enemies falls… Jealousy… Join this adventure and have fun with this couple. Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

“ On your 18th birthday, you don't get cake, you get cursed!” . Riley’s life suddenly fell apart on his 18th birthday when he turned into a werewolf during his game. Confused and lost he was told he no longer belonged to the world he's always known. He never believed in a supernatural world and planned his escape, but what he doesn't know is that he is already bound to three immortals. The lycan, Dragon and Vampire who is not planning on letting him go Riley does not plan on staying either.

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

Kisah AHMAD WAHYU seorang CEO 'W' STUDIO AGENCY'S telah jatuh cinta terhadap seorang gadis blur yang juga pelatih dari agensinya iaitu HANAN FALISYA hanya dengan lirik dan MELODI TERINDAH yang diciptanya. Saat Wahyu baru hendak kecapi hari bahagia bersama gadis comel yang bernama Hanan itu dengan lamaran pertamanya, tiba-tiba satu rahsia besarnya terbongkar menyebabkan gadis itu dari cinta bertukar benci terhadapnya. Pelbagai konflik yang terjadi dalam hidup Ahmad Wahyu dan Hanan Falisya. Dugaan demi dugaan terus belenggu hidupnya. Konflik dengan keluarga, putus tunang, kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa, mimpi pelik. Dan apakah kesudahan kisah hidupnya?Adakah Wahyu akan mendapatkan kembali cintanya yang telah hilang itu?Adakah konflik antara dia dengan keluarganya berterusan tiada berpenghujung? Dan apakah punca kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa itu?Adakah ada kaitan dengan Hanan?Mimpi apakah yang mengganggu tidurnya saban malam? "Aku berharap cinta kita seindah melodi yang tercipta"-Wahyu "Aku berharap melodi terindah itu sentiasa mengiringi kisah cinta kita hingga ke akhirnya."-Hanan Hanya dengan sebuah lirik cinta yang terindah tercipta telah menyatukan mereka berdua. Dan apa akan terjadi seterusnya? Pelbagai persoalan bermain diminda.Jika ingin tahu jawapannya ,jangan lupa terus membaca novel MELODI TERINDAH yang akan merungkai segala persoalan anda.

This story is about Throng Jade, a bully and son of the owner of the school, Jade Integrated National High School. And Peyn Aguilar, a late comer in the school, sleepy head, a hot headed person and the girl that always tripping/ bullying of Throng. Then months passed, principal make an punishment for them to do and follow. Until, one day Peyn comforted Throng from his break up then Throng wants to pretend Peyn to be his fake girlfriend to make his ex-girlfriend go away from him. Until that pretending knows everyone, knows that Throng and Peyn already become friends at the age of 10 and above at all they know that Throng Jade has a disease called Morgellons Disease (MD) where his family keep it on him many years. Is Throng survive of his disease after a years of fighting, the trials and challenges he faced? Is he having a second life or it just a miracle to make right his bad doing in his past life?

# Cj, the campus magnet, and crush of all time, was peacefully enjoying his life, but everything got changed as he encountered his back-to-back heartbreak. But then Abby, a cheerful, introvert and a clingy girl, came, who will add a bit of sweetness to his alcohol-like bitter life. : 7/18/21 : _ /_ /_