Bisaya Funny Quotes About Self

The new era of royalty has been born. Alessia and her child was away for too long. Years after years, Elijah already taken the step forward to meet his family. But during this time, the darkest evil has risen. The war erupted. The primordial beings has risen. The real evil will be uncovered. Wysteria is about to fall. Behold, witness the final battle of immortality. This story is written in Filipino.

Ano ang gagawin ni Yssa kung ang sinisinta niyang boss ay ubod ng sungit at no pansin sa kanya? Dapat na ba siyang maniwala sa tsismis na isa itong binabae? Pero paano na ang destiny niya? Paano na ang lovelife niya? Papayag ba siyang basta na lang mabalewala iyon ng hindi lumalaban? Hindi siya pinalaki ng sexbomb para bumawi lang sa huli, kaya naman lalaban siya. Gagawin nya itong kasing diretso ng isang ruler!

Si Charlotte Scott ay walang interes sa pera at katanyagan. Nagpakasal siya kay Gerald Wilson dahil sa pag-ibig. Gayunpaman, ang kanilang pagsasama ay tumagal lamang ng tatlong taon at siya ay naging isang katatawanan pagkatapos ng diborsyo. The couple face each other for the last time at the Courthouse."Take the compensation and get lost from my life. Don't even think about getting back together." Nanatiling walang pakialam si Gerald. Isinuot ni Charlotte ang kanyang salaming pang-araw at mahinang ngumiti. "We are never getting back together. Ever! Kahit sinong dumating na nagmamakaawa na makipagbalikan ay walang pinagkaiba sa aso!"Hindi ba magandang maging mayaman at kaakit-akit na single na babae? Nang maglaon, hindi lamang nagtagumpay si Charlotte sa kanyang karera at nagmana ng kayamanan na nagkakahalaga ng sampu-sampung bilyong dolyar mula sa Scott Family, ngunit napakaraming lalaki ang humahabol sa kanya na maaari silang pumila sa kalye hanggang sa dulo ng block. Isang gabi, nakatanggap siya ng hindi inaasahang tawag. "Hoy, Charlotte...""Sino ito?""...Woof woof..."

Paula is a highschool student who lives with her grandmother in a simple life. She has a rich boyfriend who cheated on her secretly. And when she found out that her boyfriend has another girlfriend, Paula can't accept it and she planned to took a revenge on them. But it's not easy for her to fight a high-level people. Afterwards, an old man approached her and asked her if she could pretend to be his grand daughter, Kendall. Kendall got into a coma because of the car accident and even the doctor's didn't know if when she would wake up. Kendall's grandfather did not tell Kendall's parents who stays abroad about the accident happened to Kendall the reason why he ask Paula to pretend as her grand daughter in front of her families and in front of all people and he offered Paula a large amount of money. At first, Paula did not accept the offer of an old man. But she desperately needed a money at that time for her grandmother who was ill. After a moment, Paula decided to accept the offer of an old man and she started to act like Kendall, a college student who has live in a wealthy life. And Paula took this chance after living a life of Kendall to get a revenge on her Ex boyfriend. Will Paula succeed to get a revenge? Or will she gave up because she still has a feelings on her Ex boyfriend?

A disguised ordinary student, Gemini Leah Pelatrosa, was made to work or to obey her father. Living a nasty life was hard to repel but she had no choice. She thought that someone couldn't stop her from being egregiously bad, not until a man who can manipulate everyone, even her, came into her life. A man with a strong sense of wisdom and a man who can control her crashed into her life. What will that man do if Gemini dug deeper about his true personality and pure intention? "It's a matter of life and death, I will never surrender you until I lose my breath."

In a cruel twist of fate, my past and future collide. I am an intern seeking employment at Hotel De La Créme, a world-renowned hotel. As much as I wanted to work there, I had no idea my life was about to ruined by a playboy I detested... Hendrix suarez the man I hated the most, and he owns my dream hotel.

Isang lalaking nagmula pa sa sinaunang panahon ang magbabalik upang hanapin ang kasagutan at ang taong nsa likod ng kaniyang kamatayan. Simula noong araw na nagising siya ay alam na niya ang kaniyang "top priority" at iyon ay hanapin ang taong nagnanais na burahin siya sa mundo. Ngunit mahirap ang pamumuhay sa makabangong panahon kung kaya't kahit ayaw niyang humingi ng tulong ay napilitan siyang lapitan ang nag-iisang babae na alam niyang hindi siya matatanggihan, si Reina San Agustin ang babaeng tinaguriang malas sa lahat ng malas, at ang babaeng nakapagbigay kay sa lalaki ng kakaibang kalituhan sa kaniyang nararamdaman. He does not trust anyone nor believe in love anymore after the betrayel he had experience in the past. While she do believe that love is everything. When the heart of this two opposite people become literally connected what would happen?

Pietro Naeim Xodriga, Captain of the Military Special Force -- Black Eagle Commando has constantly crossed paths with Deana Sophie Villegas, the governor's daughter. Pietro forgot about love when his ex-girlfriend depart this life. But meeting Deana brought his heart and mind back to turmoil. Deana for the first time was challenged by love. She finally met the man of her dreams. Yet falling in love to the man of her idea has brought her enchantment to reverse. How will love grow in their hearts that were once defied by love itself?

"Ang tanga mo dahil minahal mo ang kaaway mo!" - Mina "Yes, I'm stupid! However... I'll never regret it because I love her. This love is too risky as I let someone pointing a loaded gun into my heart and hoping she won't pull the trigger." - Cooper Si Claire Mina ay isang espiya na inupahan ng Amethyst Company upang tiktikan ang kaaway, ang Yu Company. Una ay tumanggi siya dahil sa mga panganib sa misyon ngunit binantaan siya ng CEO ng Amethyst Company kaya walang magawa kundi ang sumunod. Upang matagumpay na makapasok sa Yu Company, kailangang lapitan ni Claire si Cooper Yu, ang CEO ngunit nabalitaan sa black market na si CEO Copper ang mysterious Mafia Boss na ang libangan ay pumatay. There's no way Claire didn't know that dahil siya ay isang taong lumaki sa black market. Itinaya ni Claire ang kanyang buhay sa misyon na ito pero hindi nagtagumpay at siya ay nahuli.To survive she has to escape but she accidentally made a stupid plan, magpanggap na siya ay nabuntis ng CEO. Gayunpaman, nang walang tamang ebidensiya at interogasyon tungkol sa kanyang tunay na pagkakakilanlan, ang CEO na si Cooper Yu ay handang panagutan ang responsibilidad at gawing asawa niya si Claire. Naloko ba ng kanyang kalokohang plano ang henyo at walang awa na Mafia Boss? Ano ang mangyayari kung malalaman ni Cooper Yu ang intensyon ni Claire? Does Claire make this mission accomplished or be killed?

(TAGALOG) Aryan Alvarez, a victim of her abusive untie. She's not used to being in a peaceful place and having to not worry about her life every time she made a mistake. She's now living with her grandmother in Agdangan along with the Iñíguez family. Her grandmother is the first one who showed her love and warmth, but Aryan was told not to love anyone in the Iñíguez siblings. Huni Iñíguez, the oldest child. He has a girlfriend, but everything changed when she met Aryan. One incident brought him to one place, and he has to choose between what is right and what he wants. He promised to save Aryan from any danger, but how long can he keep that promise? Can he make the right decision to save the girl he loves? Can she stop her feelings with the oldest child of the Iñíguez family? Can they both have the ending they want the most?