Blow His Head Smoove Off Meme Novels & Stories

Hazel Molly is a typical normal girl who have always dreamed of working in J&R Corp because of their delicious salary. She finally got her dream job to work as a secretary to Dave Williams but what never crossed her mind was for her to be attracted to him and also for his brother Clark to be on her tail. Torn between attentions from the two step brothers, Hazel found it hard to make a choice and decided to follow her heart. But she know not of what was install for her in choosing one and the secret between the brothers, in which she ended up finding out in a matter of life and death.

Taylor Andrews didn't know about her brother's lifestyle of drugs and gangs until she moved back home. Trying to find herself again she begins doing and trying new things. That's when she runs into him, Lucas Blake. She recognizes him after seeing him with her brother but has no clue that he is one of the top drug Lords around. Lucas brings out a side of Taylor that she never knew existed and introduces her to a world she was never meant to belong to. When she finds out he is after her brother she finds herself lost and confused. Did he only use her to get to him? Or did she somehow break his hard shell?

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! Victoria Carter finally dons the puffy dress and ties her hair tight, ready to walk down the aisle, only to be abandoned at the altar by a cowardly groom who claims he's not ready. Her father, desperate to marry off his youngest daughter, arranges countless dates and meet-ups, but Victoria turns down every suitor. Then, at a family gathering, the perfect man appears, igniting a spark she thought was lost. However, there's one major reason she can't have him. "Your father can't find out about this," he whispered as he wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me in closer.

Noah is the perfect student by day; timid, obedient, and invisible at Valemont Academy. By night, he is the star of Black Halo, performing for the city’s exclusive elites. Every move is a temptation and every bill hooked to his strap is a survival strategy. Professor Elliott built his reputation on control, discipline, and intellect. A very handsome man with many admirers but none has been able to rouse a desire in him, none but Noah. It all started the night he saw Noah in the club for the first time. The man who commands his environment finds himself unsteady. Desire, obsession, and secrecy collide in a dangerous game neither of them expected. Elliott offers a deal of protection and tuition covered in exchange for exclusivity. Noah is desperate and Elliott is unyielding. In a dangerous game of power, obsession and survival, both must decide how much they are willing to give and how far they will go for what they truly want.

Some debts are paid in money. Reina's family paid theirs in her. At twenty-one, Reina (a human) is handed over to Zaden Cole, the coldest, most powerful Alpha alive, as payment for a debt her family could never repay. She walks into the marriage knowing exactly what she is to him… Nothing She navigates his world with her head up and her heart locked because she refuses, absolutely refuses to break for a man who doesn't even know she exists. Zaden doesn't love her. Doesn't see her. His mind is consumed by a mystery woman he saved months ago, a girl whose face he never saw but whose memory he cannot shake. He keeps her bracelet in his drawer like a ghost he refuses to release. What neither of them knows is that the ghost he has been searching for has been sleeping under his roof the entire time. And when the truth finally surfaces, it won't just break him. It will destroy everything. Some love stories don't begin with a choice. They begin with a mistake that was always meant to happen.

" Hᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ꜱʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ. Lɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʀᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙʟɪɴᴋ. " ••••• Living with a billionaire is somehow acceptable. But what if you accidentally -or not- fall in love with him? And what if he isn't what you thought he was? ••••• "Don't trust people so easily. There are deep secrets buried here, Lily. Secrets you've never even imagined of." •••••

Jenny Anderson has always been the forgotten daughter, overshadowed by her father’s wealth and tormented by her stepmother and stepsister. When the Anderson empire collapses, Jenny becomes their sacrifice—forced into an arranged marriage with Richard Logard, the billionaire everyone whispers about. Ruthless. Untouchable. A demon in human form. Expecting cruelty, Jenny enters Richard’s world with fear in her heart. But instead of the monster she imagined, she finds a man who is intense yet strangely gentle with her. Protective. Attentive. Almost… tender. For the first time in her life, Jenny is treated like someone precious, not a burden. And as love slowly blooms, her jealous family grows desperate to tear them apart. But Richard carries shadows he cannot hide. Dark secrets cling to his past, and the truth behind their marriage is far more twisted than Jenny ever imagined. When she uncovers hints of betrayal—and a connection between their families drenched in deceit—her world begins to crumble. Richard’s enemies are closing in. His darkness is rising. And Jenny must choose whether to trust the man who holds her heart… or run from the danger he brings. Love or survival. Heart or fear. Jenny’s fate hangs dangerously in the balance.

Sold by her stepmother at an auction for a fantastic price, Pandora must devote her life to a mysterious man. The man with the spectral eyes holds a myriad of secrets. Their deal should have been handled well. But the craziest thing Pandora could never have imagined... she felt the soft flutter of his wings as he touched her body. Another part that Pandora never realized was that the man wanted something from her, which was simple. But also complicated as it seemed. Complicated as Pandora had to conceive in a virgin state. (Season one: Demigod Series).

The air in the Parisian haute couture salon smelled like money and fear. I’d waited six months for my wedding dress. Now, it was draped over the shoulders of Sofia Ross—the trending influencer, and my mafia fiancé Vincent Cassio’s god-sister. The salon manager was sweating bullets, his eyes darting between me and the man lounging on the velvet sofa. Vincent Cassio stood up. He adjusted a fold of the diamond-encrusted train on Sofia with a casual flick of his wrist. “Her premiere next week needs a statement piece. She’s borrowing it. Pick something off the rack and stop making a scene.” His tone was flat, final. Under the crystal chandeliers, Sofia admired herself in the full-length mirror, a triumphant smile on her lips. I looked at my reflection in the same mirror, wearing jeans and a soaked trench coat. I looked like a lost tourist. Suddenly, the entire past year of planning felt like a sick joke. I didn’t yell. I just felt cold. Numb. I slipped the five-carat engagement ring off my finger. It hit the glass coffee table with a sharp, final click. “You’re right, Vincent. I don’t need this wedding dress. This wedding… I don’t need it either.”

Mate or be killed. Our world has become a dangerous place, ruled by the ruthless Soul Keepers—demon-like creatures that take pleasure in thrusting us into the mate hunt. Every five months, two shifters are selected, one male and one female, and they are cast into the treacherous Woods Of Abyss together. There, they must fend off beasts and scavenge for food, but there's one crucial rule: both shifters must mate before the five months expire or face elimination. My name is Hazel Bonfire and my life is turned upside down when I'm chosen for this brutal hunt. Unfortunately, the male selected to join me is none other than my step-brother, Ashton Rider. Thrown into a perilous forest, we must depend on one another for food, shelter, and warmth. Ashton is painfully aware that his mate can see everything unfolding between us, and each time he betrays her for the sake of the hunt, it destroys a piece of him. . .I hate what it's doing to us—all of us. I hate that we do not have a choice. But more than anything, I hate that I'm beginning to feel things for Ashton that I know will destroy the relationship we once had. . . forever.