Roommate Claims She's a Wolf Princess
On the first day of school, my roommate, Kelly Anderson, claimed she was the Wolf Princess. She strutted in wearing what she proudly called wolf fur.
One glance was all it took for me to see that it was fake. That was clearly fake.
"Stella, what was that look? Get on your knees!" Kelly exclaimed.
She even held up a toad, claiming it was a rare golden toad the clan leader had taken ages to obtain for her.
I grabbed the toad and shoved it straight into her mouth.
"You think you're all that? If you're the Wolf Princess, then who am I?"