Books With Witty Banter Novels & Stories

He jolted her back to reality and that was when she realized what she was doing and bit down on her lips nervously. “I will take this call” Vanessa announced after a while and made her way out of the room leaving the two of them. “What book are you reading now?” Nathan asked her and for a moment she was tongue tied. “What book are you reading now?” He asked again. “Bared to you by Sylvia Day” “And what’s the most inspiring quote from it?” “He was the kind of guy that made a woman want to rip his shirt open and watch the buttons scatter along with her inhibitions”

She picked up many books individually and made a pile of them. "When will you read so many books?" Nina asked surprisingly. "When your boss is not around," Elaina winked and started looking for books again. She picked up books from famous authors like Jane Austin, Sarah, Colleen Hoover, and Anna Huang. Nina shook her head and made her way toward the exit.

She motioned toward the pile of books spread out like an academic buffet. I was stepping into her arena now, a place where she was the commanding presence. I let out a dubious hum but leaned over the desk, pretending to scrutinize the titles she had laid out. "Hmm, ‘The Lycanthropic Lore of the Last Century’ – sounds like a real page-turner." Her laugh, a sound I'd found myself increasingly eager to draw forth, rang in the quiet room. "Perhaps not for those who live the lore," she responded, her pen poised above the catalog card.

"She gets a good-night kiss, too." "Done." "And positive affirmations." "Uh-hub." "And...and..." "Klaus." I gripped her shoulders, forcing eye contact on her. "Go." I read the child Gravity a ridiculously humorous book called I Need a New Butt. To me, it was the height of literature. Fart jokes? Yes. Crack jokes? Yes. Stupid pranks? Yes. The child was a handful, but at least she had an idea about selecting good books. I then covered her with a blanket as if to smother a fire.

I said, “is precisely why he is worth my attention.” Tony took a breath that sounded like a dying goat. “I… I see.” “No,” I said. “You clearly don’t. But that is irrelevant. What matters is this.” I straightened my coat, smoothed my hair back, and let a slow smile stretch across my face. “Get me books.” “Books… on what, exactly?” he asked warily. “Books on how to woo humans,” I said. Tony froze. Absolutely froze. “As in… dating advice books?”

I giggled. "I think I'll read it too then." "You should. What's the next book?" "ENTER THE DRAGON by CLIVE CUSSLER." All the books were marked with a white X by the side so they were easier to find and place side by side. "Finally. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN by JEAN HAFF KORELITZ." "That one's deep." All the books had one thing in common: they all had sprinkles and bits of thrillers in them.

I’m sprawled in an armchair across from her, a book in hand, though my attention keeps drifting from the pages to her. We talk about everything and nothing, the conversation flowing effortlessly. There’s a playful undertone to our interactions, a reminder of the chemistry that still sizzles between us. “I swear,” Cheryl says with a grin, “this book has the most ridiculous plot twists. I don’t think the author knows what ‘subtle’ means.” I chuckle, leaning forward. “Oh, come on. You love it. Admit it.” “Maybe,” she says, raising an eyebrow. “But I also love pointing out how absurd it is.”

Gina said with her mouth full. Selena looked at her with a confused face. "Have you been reading more of those books?" She was referring to the books on Gina's desk that had weird titles like "How to properly unlock the door without the key." , "Speak like a smarty pants!" , "Who are you? I am the ugly world?" , "Books for people who are cops." And other titles. Selena didn't even want to think of how silly the contents were. Who on earth even wrote those books and where did Gina even get them?

“ It’s nothing. Just a library book I checked out. By accident. Just a silly mistake.“ Now that was the understatement of the century. “A silly mistake, my behind,” Edith cackled. “The Kama Sutra. The Joy of Sex. Dating for Dummies. The Multi-Orgasmic Couple. The Girlfriend's Guide to Great Sex.” Edith pointed to each of the books as she listed off the titles. Picking up the books, Mattie said, “This is my business. My personal, private business.” “Poppycock.” Edith stood, hands on her generous hips, blocking the door. “If you wanted this to be private, you wouldn’t have brought those books here.“

' She touched his cheek gently. I have.' He patted her hand 'Were you reading?' 'I was about to.' She returned her attention to her book. 'What's the name of the book?’ 'It's a collection of short stories entitled 'A Battle of will'.' 'A Battle of Will,' he repeated, taking the book from her. 'Have you read it before?’ 'I have, it's very interesting.' She said enthusiastically. 'Really?’ 'Very Much.’ 'Mmh, can you read it aloud for me?' He smiled his eyes twinkling. 'Sometimes, I like to listen to others read. And your sweet voice will add to the pleasure.'