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“You made it?!” Nina exclaims with joy as she pulls me into a hug. “We are late, I’m sorry.” I smile while giving Liam a side glare. His actions delayed us but not that I’m complaining. “Hi, Nina. Congratulations.” Liam says right before he adds. “This is my friend, Theo, he loves to read.” Liam laughs at how cringeworthy what he just said sounds and I join him. “That’s a lame pickup line,” I whisper to him and he grabs me into his arms in response.

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“Brownie jus’ came in. Looks like she’s expectin’ someone. Got the girls up so high, she could lick the fuckin’ things.” The sip of coffee he’d just slurped almost sprayed from his mouth, a deep laugh rumbling in his sternum. The weight of the world might’ve been crushing his shoulders, but the old man’s turn of phrase caught him off guard. Booker continued wryly, “Good Lord, I don’t know how the hell she ain’t knockin’ her damn self out.” “Hopefully she doesn’t. That’d make the plan a bit more complicated.” Letting out a resigned wheeze, Booker sighed. “You’re not actually goin’ through with this, are ya? May as well hand over your girl on a silver platter, kid.”

She looks me in the eyes and dips her hip on one side, saying, "you really think you're going to stand here and help me pick out an orgasm book, don't you?" "Um, no. I'm sorry. I was just trying to be helpful." I'm holding my hands up, palms out and backing away from her. "You were very helpful, um," she bends slightly to read my nametag, "Mike, but I think I'll just browse now." "Sure. If you don't find what you need here," I pause for effect of the double entendre, "just let me know. I'm here for another hour." She's smiling and flipping through the book as I walk away.

I say, shaking my head. “No, I did it for you, Peaches.” “I’m supposed to be paying you, not the other way around, Benedict.” “Well…” He sidles up to me leaning in to nose at my neck. “If you want to pay me, you could let me give you a tip of my own. If you know what I mean.” I can’t help but burst out laughing at the sheer corniness of that pick up line. “That was horrible, truly. I can’t reward that kind of behavior.”

“It’s Friday night. Why don’t you take a break from reading, and we can make our own story back at my place?” I rolled my eyes. Men these days had no shame. They just went up to women anywhere and asked for sex. After taking my book back, I stuffed it in my purse. “Is this how you pick up women? You go to the bookstore and try to get them to go home with you?” He let his eyes roam down my body and shrugged. “Maybe …” His smirk widened. “You know, I find girls like you—the quiet, shy bookworms—always the most fun.”

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

Tell me why in God's green earth I just repeated what the female lead in the book she gave me said and did? He dipped his head, lips grazing the edge of my jaw. “Oh, Adele. Bad girls don’t get held after.” I stilled, breath caught in my throat. That was exactly what the male lead in the book said! Did he read the book too? He looked up then, meeting my eyes, and something raw flickered behind his playful mask. “But I’ll hold you anyway,” he said softly. “Because I’m already fucked either way.” The room grew quiet, charged, our gazes locked like the rest of the world had ceased to exist.

I say, sighing as she doesn't forget to wink this time too. "Don't you see the reflection of my love for you in my eyes?" She says giving me her puppy eyes. "Ewww, that was the lamest of lame pick up lines you have ever used." The third girl who was earlier called "the satan" comments. "I know." Simy admits confidently as if It's something to be proud of. "Well, everything she says is automatically lame." Tani adds. "I know." The satan girl says. "I'm really-" Simy gets interrupted by the homeroom teacher.