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“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

I said, “is precisely why he is worth my attention.” Tony took a breath that sounded like a dying goat. “I… I see.” “No,” I said. “You clearly don’t. But that is irrelevant. What matters is this.” I straightened my coat, smoothed my hair back, and let a slow smile stretch across my face. “Get me books.” “Books… on what, exactly?” he asked warily. “Books on how to woo humans,” I said. Tony froze. Absolutely froze. “As in… dating advice books?”

"Don't judge a book by its cover.." I didn't say anything,and looked away.He shaked some keys in front of my face.So what now?What's wrong with this guy?Can't he understand that i don't want anything from him?He's the kind of guy who thinks that he can have everything he wants whenever he wants. "Wanna have a ride?" "A ride?Can't you see that i'm not interested " "I said a ride,not having sex.If you don't want to ,that's okay..and ..i'm not that bad as you can see.."

She looks me in the eyes and dips her hip on one side, saying, "you really think you're going to stand here and help me pick out an orgasm book, don't you?" "Um, no. I'm sorry. I was just trying to be helpful." I'm holding my hands up, palms out and backing away from her. "You were very helpful, um," she bends slightly to read my nametag, "Mike, but I think I'll just browse now." "Sure. If you don't find what you need here," I pause for effect of the double entendre, "just let me know. I'm here for another hour." She's smiling and flipping through the book as I walk away.

Kara questions, cringing at it's pronounciation. "Yeah, anything wrong?"I responsively ask. "Nothing much,just never expected you being an alcohol intake" she responds, earning loud chuckles from me. "Never judge a book by its cover princess" I chuckle louder, earning scoffs from her. "Signifying you may likewise be an abductor beneath a gentleman's disguise right?" She smiles deviously. "No princess,not that" I hush. "But you literally mentioned never trust a book by it cover" she chuckles.

I licked her shell, making her exhale sharply, and looked at her eyes as I said, “Come on, pretty girl, you don’t want to miss out, do you?” “Pretty girl?” “Yes, you’re a pretty girl with a cute girl-next-door blush on your cheeks. Let me ask again,” I repeated and said with a small smirk, “You don’t want your pretty cunt to miss out on me, do you?” You can know more about my book and bonus content through mahimistry d o t c o m <3 I G : authormahimistry

“I know you are going to give it to me cause you want to see me again.” She moves closer to me once again and runs her fingers down my chest, “What makes you think that.” “The smile on your face while you were sucking me.” She gasps as if in horror, “Did you watch me.” I confidently answer, not even afraid to admit. “There is nothing sexier than your tight lips wrapped around my cock.” “Is that one of your lines.” “It's the image of you that is going to be stuck in my head tonight.” “You make asking for my number sound like a porno.”

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."

"Condoms are in the car, darling, if you need any," Jazz unhelpfully supplies, before we grin at each other again as if we really think that is a great pickup line. "I meant your books," she clarifies. "Baby, what I can do to you they don't teach in any books," I drawl, then actually wink at her. She's obviously not impressed. "Gentlemen, please correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't seem to be taking this matter very

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."