Booktok Pickup Lines の小説・ストーリー

He pleaded, his mouth forming a pout and it looked really adorable on him. My books. The books The very reason I couldn’t even slip into a café without being hunted like prey. I pasted on the kindest smile I could muster, though it probably came out looking more like a grimace. “That’s… flattering. But I’m sort of…” “Wait, wait!” the girl cut me off, clutching her phone screen in front of me. “Can you say the line? The line from chapter twenty-one?” She cleared her throat, over-enunciating as though performing Shakespeare at the Globe Theatre.

I read aloud with a disgusting look. “Yuck!!!!,” why on earth should these awful thing be the first page on this so called Lunacy book “Don’t tell me the Coma Luna was reading this trash.” “Who on earth need a book to teach them how to satisfy a man?” I questioned my confused and pissed off self. “I haven’t even started the book and book had already start annoying me“ “Make sure you are turned on, walk up to your Alpha in a seductive manner and give him a wink.”

Quinn gasped and Jake chuckled, he said, “I guess there’s a spark between us.” Quinn rolled her eyes. “Seriously, that’s your pickup line?” Jake shrugged. He replied, “A man gotta try, right?” Quinn chuckled. She took the things inside the ward before taking off the jacket and gave it back to Jake before stating, “Thank you so much.” “Don’t mention it… I wouldn’t want you to catch a cold and fail to finish your book. I’m looking forward to reading it,” Jake smirked and added, “Goodnight, Quinn.”

I got out a dense packed book and quickly went back to Reuben in bed. He looked confused and disheveled; his inquisitive gaze fell on the book in my hand. He asked, "What is that?" I, in turn, proudly presented it to him, "Lo and behold Your Highness, this right here in my hand is the 5th popular limited edition of Busty Asian Babes. I heard it is so stimulating that you can release at any time." Reuben with book in hand, "..........."

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

“Good thing we’re not strangers anymore, then. I’d hate to think you’d broken one of your rules for me.” “If I had, you’d be worth breaking them for,” Charles said. He realized how corny that sounded and he sat back on the bench and let out a groan. “Oh man, that was the worst pickup line ever. I’m so sorry. Can we rewind?” Bev laughed, and when she did, every part of her seemed so open and raw. It was one of the most beautiful things Charles had ever seen. “Nope, sorry. I don’t do take-backs,” she said with a teasing grin.

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

"Don't judge a book by its cover.." I didn't say anything,and looked away.He shaked some keys in front of my face.So what now?What's wrong with this guy?Can't he understand that i don't want anything from him?He's the kind of guy who thinks that he can have everything he wants whenever he wants. "Wanna have a ride?" "A ride?Can't you see that i'm not interested " "I said a ride,not having sex.If you don't want to ,that's okay..and ..i'm not that bad as you can see.."

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.