Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
I clarify, making his eyebrows shot up in surprise, "I like your chattering. I just don't like it when you go off about something completely inappropriate, usually ass."
"I can't help I like ass so much," he immediately defends himself, "You talk a lot about ass too. About shoving things up my ass, more specifically. I won't ever let you do that, by the way. I had a friend... I won't tell you who he is because you'll meet him at the wedding and I want to keep his privacy, but he said he let his girlfriend touch his ass. And he liked it a lot. Now they're getting married, so..."