Brewie Family Guy Novels & Stories

My brother looked at my bandaged eye and sneered. "You'd rather fool around and lose an eye than do a compatibility test for your own brother? Not that I want it anyway!" "Now you finally come back? When will you be half as sensible as Sera! She saved both me and Rowan." He pointed at me with disgust. "Look at yourself now. Are you done making trouble? This is your last chance. Get home now. Next time, no one will tolerate you." Rowan looked at my weakened state like I was trash, turning away in revulsion.

Speedy says. “Of course, Speedy. It wouldn't be a party without me,” I tell my buddy. "Wow, such a big head head, buddy." I chuckle and walk over to greet the rest of my teammates. "Hey, Brody! How's it going?" "It's going, bro. Where have you been tonight? You're usually the first guy with a beer in hand." "Family stuff," I reply, taking the beer he offers. "It was fun... we got to witness water girl getting embarrassed by her own dad in front of everyone." Amy says, laughing at her own joke.

I argue, glancing down at her with a smug smirk. “A kid will do that, won’t they?” “Love will too.” I answer, a soft chuckle on my lips, the air fogging from my breath. “Amen to that.” She reaches out, tapping her beer bottle against mine. “What’s his family like?” “Fucking massive with a bunch of little beasties running around.” I answer, not holding back. My mind instantly wandering to the Brynn and Briar, giving a small shudder. “Especially the youngest.”

I feel my phone vibrating on my desk, and I jump up, hoping it’s James, but I feel slightly disappointed when I see it’s Skyler texting me. Skyler: We all have a crazy post-drinking day here. How are you holding up? I barely lift the corners of my mouth, thinking about how they're not used to drinking so much. You can’t say no to Grandpa Sean and Grandpa Carl. They were about to give alcohol to Aisha too if my mom hadn’t stopped them. Brianna: Amateurs. It’s clear you’re not used to it. We’re all doing great here. No headaches and no bathroom visits. Except for my mom, of course, but she’s pregnant.

I hope that she didn’t wait too long and is getting sick again. She pops the bread in her moth and smiles at me. Through a full mouth, she says, “I feel great. Hungry, but great!” I laugh with her. This is something that I absolutely love about not only our matebond, but our family. Our entire family sees the humor in any given situation. We all love to laugh and have fun, even Jacob with his stodgy angelness. We lean back into the seat, my arm around her shoulders while we snack on the plate that she has in front of us. I watch a little bit of the episode that the kids are watching, Bandit pretending to have an emu as his arm. This show is fucking hilarious.

As we sipped the smooth wine, the conversation drifted naturally towards family. Brian leaned back in his chair, a touch of vulnerability replacing his usual easy smile. "Family's important to me," he began, his voice softer than you'd heard all night. He spoke fondly of his sister, their bond evident in the way his voice softened when he mentioned her name. "My mom, she's a real diamond in the rough," he said, his eyes twinkling with affection. A shadow flickered across his face as he mentioned his father. "We lost him to leukaemia a few years back. He was a pillar of the community and owned Spring Island. They even have a creepy nickname for it – 'The Dead Island' some folks call it." A

Instead of scolding them, she ended up laughing too, holding her stomach and gasping, “Alright, fine, Mommy’s not perfect either.” Aubrey, despite his wealth and polished image, proved that even the most successful brother could not escape being roasted by his family. At a family braai, his kids loudly revealed that he once burned frozen pizza because he didn’t “read the instructions.” Abby nearly dropped the braai tongs, laughing, while Tshepo chimed in, “Ah, Mr. Rich Man doesn’t know how to work an oven!” Aubrey rolled his eyes but laughed along, grateful that money couldn’t buy these moments—the kind of ordinary, ridiculous joy that reminded them all of who they were.

Brian huffed dramatically still not noticing Ken's tension. " I think you should ask your boyfriend to sit or something like that. He seems to freeze. " his father motion for him to realize. " Oh fuck bunny. You don't have to be scared of then..They are nothing but old bones. " Brian tried to lighten the mood for Ken making his own family laughed at his joke. " We just came to this community to do something. We are actually leaving. We didn't know you would be here with your boyfriend. " his mother said.

Mona suddenly understood why Adina broke down after quickly reading over all the facts regarding the Beer Family. The Beer Family wasn't among the top 5 of the most wealthiest families in this sky city, but they were not poor either- just middle-class families with few land and the Beer Group. The Hunt family needed money, that’s why they wanted Adina to marry Jamie Beer seeing as it was only the Beer family that agree to help them financially with the condition of a marriage between Adina and Jamie. The Hunt Family's business was almost failing. They would probably go bankrupt if they couldn't get a lot of money. This is also why Barney and Rita were so ready to marry Adina off.