All Over a Watch? You're Overreacting
On our wedding anniversary, I order a cake and wait until midnight. My wife, Hailey Miller, never comes home.
Her secretary, Jaxon Preston, sends me photos and messages to show off. "Sorry, it is my birthday today, so your wife is with me. Oh, and she gave me a watch worth 3 million dollars. Hope you don't mind."
I reply, "I don't. What matters is you two are happy."
Then, I block him.
The next second, Hailey calls to scold me. "He is my secretary and does an excellent job. So what if I give him a watch? Is there a need for you to go after him? You narrow-minded loser!"
I laugh coldly to myself. How am I narrow-minded?
I am actually quite generous. I do not even want a wife I've had for three years anymore—let alone a watch.