Lucky Fortune Cookie Blessings
I sell handmade fortune cookies in the park. Each one costs $10,000, yet every day, people fight to buy them.
That’s because what I sell are fertility fortune cookies. Eat one, and you can get pregnant instantly.
You can even choose what kind of child you want. Slip in a double-yolk charm, and you’ll have twins. Seal in a perfect test paper, and your child will be a genius.
A spayed female dog ate one and ended up pregnant with six puppies. Someone buried a fortune cookie beneath a withered tree, and by the next day, it had burst into full bloom.
I sell fortune cookies to both women and men—anyone who wants to get pregnant. I turn no one away. Even animals, if they so much as make a soun
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