Result of Greed
"Why would you pinch yourself? I like you, alright?"
As expected, the moment he heard the word "like", he smiled like a golden retriever. What a big baby.
I deliberately tapped my finger on the last message Anita had sent and said, "I disagree with the part where she called you a mature man."
Would a mature man ask me whether I loved him so many times a day? I had a reasonable suspicion that Ethan's birthday had been registered wrongly, too. How was he a Capricorn? He was clearly Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces!