Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Probably bringing Nina coffee like the perfect boyfriend he was. “Trouble in paradise,” Jack said, following my gaze. “Fuck off,” I muttered. Jack just laughed.

, You are trying to say I worth not to be a captain as I make mistake or what? I can remember the time when we were holding a meeting at the Island. Captain Babbosa was about to say a word to Mr Joe (Chairman of the meeting), but he made a Mistake while pronouncing the word, a member of the Pirates was about to make correction but he looked at his and the weird look Captain gave him locked and shut his mouth. I almost started laughing at the place as he shut his mouth suddenly just with the bad look Captain gave to him. I actually did not know what captain could do if he should make the full correction of captains words that he wanted to make.

I responded. "As if you can stab me with that tiny hand of yours." "My hands know how to choke people too. Wanna try?" I sarcastically replied. "You bet." He said "That's enough." The Captain interrupted in an authoritative voice while playing with his knife in his hands. I looked around and saw the grinning faces of the people inside the cabin.

"Don't say that, he isn't been hidden and this isn't a cottage" Jack cuts in. "Ok yea, maybe it's not a cottage it's quite like a jail, don't know but am sure he can be really protective but hahaha he still has a good sense of humor which is what I like about him" Thompson said smiling. "That's true though he is old he still can be a really good sport" Darrell said making a funny face. "You two have already started ganging up against me" Jack said as he sat down on a couch.

My brows shot up. “Of what? That you can barely lift a glass without wincing but still manage to flirt like a moron?” He barked out a laugh. The girl beside him chuckled too, though she had no idea what the joke really was. His laugh was real though—loud, and sharp. “You worry too much, Captain,” he said, shaking his head. “That’s your problem. You see a bruise, and suddenly you think I’m on my deathbed.”

He has the biggest smile on his face, which in turn makes me smile. "Are you ready?" He asks, out of breath. "No. Are you?" I laugh. He laughs along with me, "Not at all. You might end up kicking my a*s." I shove his sweaty shoulder, "I doubt it. I haven't sparred in a long time so you might be knocking me on my a*s within minutes." "I'll take great pleasure in doing so," he smirks. We walk over to where Jack is standing. He's attempting to catch his breath, sweat pouring off his forehead.

I exclaimed and he wailed dramatically. "Jack, what are you saying? I'm your one and only Rose. Your rose. Just yours and who's this Travis? Is that chick is better than me?" Travis huffed and I just wanted to slap my face with a shoe right now. What's going on here? "Captain, captain of the ship please save jack." Travis yelled but I heard a dull deep voice replied back.

He took a small, slow sip. “Are you serious about spending the night cramped up in a corner?” Jasper Hendricks droned, laying his back against the rails and taking a sip of his own wine. The night air danced with his dark locks, blowing them over to the other side as he wistfully gazed at all the beauties around them, none of whom he could approach because his best friend had chosen the perfect day to pull a long face. “Fucking let me know if that’s the plan, dude, so the captain can evacuate before the ship sinks.”

Yuck! Jack's eyes gleamed with a flirtatious spark as he grinned at me. "Just getting caught up in the spirit of the wild, you know? As we are in the jungle, we have to be one with mother nature like the animals are," he said, his voice dripping with arrogance. I raised an eyebrow, my bright blue eyes narrowing in skepticism. "Sure, you could as well have not put on your pants so you can truly be one with mother nature. Won't that be nice?" I said, my voice laced with sarcasm.

he says after a few minutes, tapping his fingers lightly on the steering wheel, “I’m really good at cheering people up. You wanna let me try?” “I don’t think anything is going to fix how I feel right now, Jack.” “Challenge accepted.” He grins, turning to look at me briefly. “Okay. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” I raise an eyebrow. “What?” “Sofishticated.” I burst out laughing, shaking my head. It was so stupid and so terrible, but it worked. “See?” He laughs, clearly proud of himself. “Told you I’m magic. One bad joke and you’re already smiling.”