Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

He replied almost instantly, “Okay, Jack Sparrow.” A peal of loud laughter rumbled from out of me as images of Sebastian in some rusty old rags and dusty boots, along with me on a forsaken island. Man, we’d fuck in the sea of coconuts and I’d watch him make fire by night. It was safe to say I liked what I was thinking, because of the guarantee of many, many Cummings. “Jack sparrow isn’t a hunter, he’s a captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.“ he mimicked the character and the imitation was spot on. I laughed so hard the snort bubbles out of my nose, and I almost bathed us in pee.

“I just, I was just checking to be sure that nothing is wrong… Changed between us.” Fuck it, I was rambling. Did he notice it? He chuckled. “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any cuter and you did.” His hand patted the side of my face. “We are okay, nothing has changed.” he did air quotes around the words that I had used. I rolled my eyes at him. “Are you going to be weird about it?” I hissed. “No, you tell me, miss scream out of the bathroom because you saw me naked.”

‘‘Who on earth are you? Amidst my wildest thought, a certain voice rang out and interrupted what I was thinking. I turned my gaze to the person who had just spoken, only to see the captain who had his face painted with a dark expression. Finally, this guy lost his calmness completely as he was having a hard time controlling his rage. I smiled at him slightly before I finally replied, ‘‘Oh? Captain, why are you asking me that just now? Did you have fun watching your people being beaten up to death?’’

“Now, now! Someone’s sword is unsheathed. Did you miss me that much? Has it been stiff since you boarded the plane?” “Of course it has,” Javier replied. “You have no idea how thirsty the flight attendants were. They were kneeling in line next to me, watching me like the fountain of youth. Oh, they were so thirsty that they wished they could drink from it!” Quinna punched him. “Jerk! I can’t believe you’re still thinking about those attendants when you’re in my presence!” Javier laughed. “What else am I supposed to do? I’m famous for having a gigantic package, right? So what are you gonna do about it? Punish me to death tonight?”

, I say with a smile. Jack looked at me for at least a full minute then he bursts out laughing, “Damn boy, you should go into standup comedy and shit”, he says as he moves towards me, “I mean with that scary ass teeth of yours, you’ll either scare them to laugh at your jokes or they find you hilarious” “Don’t ever laugh at me old man”, I snarl, “never repeat that mistake”, I say letting all the anger and hate I feel for this man and this situation.

He began to roll up his trousers and undo the lace of his shoes. "Swimming? No other options?" "Except you wish to fly, but we don't have wings. Do we?" Jack responded. His tone was somewhat sarcastic, and I glared at him. "Do not speak to me," I said. "You responded to my question." "I didn't ask you to reply," I murmured. "Come on," Jack straightened. He stepped towards me, "Are you mad at me? You should be angry with him. He's the one who insulted you."

I ate it just to spite him. We were sitting on a bench, me trying not to shiver, him scrolling through comments on the post like it was the morning paper. “‘They look so happy’,” he read aloud, smirking. “‘Captain finally bagged a baddie.’ ‘He’s way out of her eague.’ That one actually was not my favorite. I rolled my eyes. “You’re enjoying this too much.” “It’s kinda fun.” He bumps my shoulder. “Admit it. You’re having fun too.”

“A simple word will do Jerry, so I can learn of your position (and drag you down to this hell you thrust me into).” “I love you so much I swear; so why, why must you hurt me so? My lovely pet… I promise that my punishment will be light. Just your presence is enough, to just be with me… is it so hard?” Jack said seriously with a terrifying smile as the space around him shook with great tremor. And then he giggled, at first it was low and slow then slowly it got louder until it blew into a full chasm of laughter—a deep laughter that resounded through the space.

Then he lifted his straw to his mouth. “Don’t you dare!” I looked for our waitress. “She sounded serious. I don’t want to spend the rest of my day scraping spitballs off of the walls.” He ignored me and the wad shot from his straw and smacked me on the forehead. “Ha!” Jack raised both arms into the air. “Sparta!” I tried not to smile. Really, I did. But his jubilance was contagious and within seconds I was laughing right along with him.

Jacob said a small smile on his face as he glanced back at Claire. “Then bring the man to me. I’m growing annoyed and when I get annoyed people die.” Jack said, his voice deadly. “You’ve already spoken to her; Jackie.” Jacob said not being able to control the smirk on his face. “Her! Bloody hell.” He groaned, turning around to see Claire with a grin plastered on her face. “Your captain!” He grumbled. “Aye Love I am.” She said mimicking his previous tone. He exhaled, growing tired of everything.